Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially outdated) term. Aaaanyway, Raffa is pumped about chores, Revz is absolutely nerd-fizzing on The Little Mermaid and Gem is keen to join the Disney train (but without kids). And then Revzy doesn’t have time for when Impossible Beauty Standards™️ tip into vanity judgement. She tried a new treatment and it’s reminded her that augmentation can mean more than looking good. And we look at that reoccurring question of if “normalising Botox” is irresponsible or not. Then Gem is feeling aggressively unfit like a pack-a-day smoker and it’s…confronting. Then we talk about if maternity leave is not just about time with the baby, maybe it’s time with ourselves? 

Not Spon:

Gem: @pantry_girl

Revz: Coles 40% Choc Chip Cookies

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This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day.

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Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ever had (LIVE SHOWS!!) before dissecting the inclusion of cucumbers in the lunchbox and the joy factor of roll ups. Gem found out the hard way that her kindy educators are DLs. And now she’s Mrs Pranita, drama teacher. #facepalm. Then Revz is feeling like she’s had too much coffee but it’s not actually coffee it’s… the kids? Then we air out our most shameful parenting moments and they’re kinda identical, oops. Finally Gem had an absolute nightmare swim class and that’s enough whinge FM for, potentially, 6 months? Thanks for dropping by DLs.

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Not spon: 

Gem: Still Documentary on Apple TV+

Revz: Saarde Room Spray

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Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults.

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Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can imagine how this chat goes. Revz is living a vintage vibe right now, and it’s making her laugh at the fact that she’s almost 40 and entering her second chapter. Gem went off the grid this week and after she went “foraging” (lol) she found something SHOCKING on her return. And this puts us in a tailspin about what kids are actually observing about our online lives. Then we talk about the absolute honour bestowed on the friend you don’t clean up for and the bestie who only knows you without a shred of make up. Are they the best friends we will ever have? Spoiler alert: YES! Another Tuesday with your girls, thanks for being here DLs!

Not Spon:

Gem: Go-To Nifty Fifty

Revz: Weleda Skinfood

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This weeks caller is wondering how do we dress ourselves these days.

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What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’s home. Revz has done a complete 180 on the whole #sportmom thing (no surprise) and also her kids are waking at like, 2am (jk, jk… kinda) and is it time for a later bed time? And now listen we were TIRED recording this one cos we were making stuff for you but it gets LOOSE. So, like, strap in for an old school lock-down style episode DLs.

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Gem: Ed Sheeran docu-series on Disney+

Revz: Love Me on Binge

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Today's caller is calling to check she doesn't have to make Mother's Day about her baby Daddy.

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Gem is back and in (better) health. Revz now has a 6 year old and she’s musing on birth once again. Gem is on a real rampage about her period. She’s actually straight up done with it and we can relate. Revz is bringing the real-talk smack down on her bestie in terms of rolling back her workaholic status. Then we both don’t have time for explaining what we “do”, most because Revz is putting her best foot forward at the moment and maybe she’s embarrassed. Wait, is Revz now cringing at being an “influencer” when she’s given Gem so much shit for it in the past? Revz doesn’t have time for the shade that comes with women asking to be paid. The heat has been growing online as the podcast has grown and its giving her pause. Are we harder on women for monetising their content, more so than men? 

Not Spon:

Gem- Kmart Gumboots

Revz- Thank You Exfoliating Hand Wash

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