Obviously if you were at our family meeting last night you’ve already got the news we have for you. If you weren’t there then all will be revealed within this episode, first though we wanna touch on the shocking loss of Masterchef’s Jock Zonfrillo. Then Michael is obsessed with the fact that our Prime Minister went to a celebrity wedding that Em has zero interest in, so that won’t last long. We follow that up with the Instagram algorithm that’s sending Em blokes with massive wangs working out, she’s done research on why the discrete peen is in her feed, plus Em and Michael swap mobiles and share what their ‘for you’ sections reveal about them. After that Em gets Michael to flash up a selection of Met Gala looks for her to give her on the spot, uncensored thoughts on. There’s also some Fernando Alonso and Taylor Swift fan fiction for Em and Michael to bring to life and finally we have a huge announcement that’s v exciting and we’ve been dying to reveal, that moment has finally arrived. So basically this episode is pretty much chockers Barry Crockers, so allow it to tumble into your ears and enjoy it at your earliest convenience mmmkay.

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