Welcome To Patchwork

By Christian, Dion and JoshComedy Improv

Welcome To Patchwork episodes

April 13, 2021 Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?
Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping?
With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
39 min
March 30, 2021 Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube?

With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
36 min
March 30, 2021 Patch #78 - When Should You Eat With A Napkin On Your Lap?
When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube?
With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
36 min
March 16, 2021 Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?

With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37 min
March 16, 2021 Patch #77 - What Are The Unique Circumstances That Warrant Swearing?
When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?
With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
37 min
March 02, 2021 Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.

We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
36 min
March 02, 2021 Patch #76 - What's The Best Way To Clean Up A Broken Glass?
Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.
With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.
We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
36 min
February 09, 2021 Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows?

With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good.

We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERE
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
42 min
February 09, 2021 Patch #75 - Do You Need To Ask Permission To Open A Car Window?
Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows?
With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good.
We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERE
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
42 min
January 26, 2021 Patch #74 - Should You Wear An Apron While Cooking?
Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to your partner, do you? How do your parents react when you leave their house?

With very special guests Just Quickly with Josh, Sound Checks (Australian Prime Ministers) and of course, Really Good.
Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
26 min

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Welcome to Patchwork is a Melbourne comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. Christian Pisasale, Dion Factor and Joshua Porter debate the obvious, challenge social…