Welcome To Patchwork

Welcome To Patchwork

By Christian, Dion and JoshComedyImprov
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Welcome To Patchwork episodes

  • Patch #84 - How Much Water Should You Add To An Empty Shampoo Bottle?

    Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.

    With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.

    Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!

    Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min
  • Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?

    Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review?   

    With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good. 

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    39 min
  • Patch #83 - Do You Have A Strategy For Finding A Car Spot?

    Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review?   

    With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good. 

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    39 min
  • Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?

    If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.   

    With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    29 min
  • Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?

    If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.   

    With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    29 min
  • Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?

    Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist. 

    With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    33 min
  • Patch #81 - How Should You React When Someone Uses A Word You Don't Know?

    Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist. 

    With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    33 min
  • Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?

    Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

    Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room?

    With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    50 min
  • Patch #80 - Is It OK To Leave A Live Performance Early?

    Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

    Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room?

    With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    50 min
  • Patch #79 - Do You Need To Stop Talking As A Waiter Places Cutlery At Your Table?

    Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

    What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping? 

    With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!

    Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    39 min

About Welcome To Patchwork

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Welcome to Patchwork is a Melbourne comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. Christian Pisasale, Dion Factor and Joshua Porter debate the obvious, challenge social…

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