When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?

With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.

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Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.

We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    

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Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.

We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows? 

With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good. 

We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERE

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows? 

With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good. 

We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERE

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to your partner, do you? How do your parents react when you leave their house?

With very special guests Just Quickly with Josh, Sound Checks (Australian Prime Ministers) and of course, Really Good.    

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Josh invents an interesting workplace neumonic device; is it necessary to wear an apron whilst cooking? Is all kitchen protective-wear absolutely shocking? If someone asks you to pass on a 'hello' to your partner, do you? How do your parents react when you leave their house?

With very special guests Just Quickly with Josh, Sound Checks (Australian Prime Ministers) and of course, Really Good.    

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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If a third person arrives at an event, where should you sit them? Do you have a favourite stove-top burner? Dion takes Josh shopping for shoes.

With very special guests Copy Cat, Fork or Spoon and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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If a third person arrives at an event, where should you sit them? Do you have a favourite stove-top burner? Dion takes Josh shopping for shoes.

With very special guests Copy Cat, Fork or Spoon and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Can food be flushed down the toilet? Where do you dispose of mouldy food? Is it possible to 'over-punctuate' your sentences? Does dinner need to be eaten at the kitchen table?

With very special guests Oh Wow, Wheel of Fortune Cookies and Really Gouda.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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