How do you apply sauce to your food? Are you a side or top saucer? Can you defer a house tour? What do you point out when giving someone a tour of your house? Whose responsibility is it to check pockets for tissues before a wash? Do you enjoy the feeling of a warm towel after a shower?

With very special guests, Oh Wow, Mad Lifts and of course Really Good.   

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Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.

With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.

Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!

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Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a product and we help another listener who calls in to the Patchwork Helpline.

With very special guests, Copy Cat, and Wheel of Fortune Cookie.

Also a new live show is announced - Melbourne Podcast Festival August 1st!

Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork for more info and links to our social media.

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Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review?   

With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good. 

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Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island vegetable? what prompts you to leave an online review?   

With very special guests, Oh Wow and 'Nearly' Good. 

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If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.   

With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.

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If you buy someone a lottery ticket and they win a prize, are you entitled to the rewards? Can you flip another person's phone over if it's distracting? Can you turn that same phone onto silent mode? Dion tells us the real story behind his Dad's Italian leather jacket swindle.   

With very special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Quiet In The Library and, of course, Really Good.

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Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist. 

With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.

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Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist. 

With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room?

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!

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