Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room?

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!

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Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping? 

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!

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Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favoutie style of chopping? 

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube?

With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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When you should you lay a napkin on your lap? What is the best approach to haggling? What is your favourite type of ice cube?

With very specials guests: Welcome to the Ad Break and, of course, Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?

With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When do you need to respond to a group message? Are the circumstances when it is reasonable to swear? What are the worst items of clothing you are willing to wear out of the house?

With special guests Wheel of Fortune Cookie, Sound Check (Australian Idol Contestants) and of course Really Good.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.

We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh explores Christian and Dion's preferred placeholder names; we discuss our preferred strategy for cleaning a broken glass off the floor; Christian laments his walking speed.

With special guests, Welcome to the Ad Break, Patchword of the Day and Really Good.

We have 2 shows on at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in April. Please search Welcome to Patchwork on the MICF website and buy your tickets now!    

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, Dion and Josh play Patchphrase; Dion has a Bone to Pick with Christian's personal use of the Patchwork social media accounts; not knowing when to use moisturiser; borrowing from the local library; when do you open windows? 

With very special guests Copy Cat (Ghost Motorcycle), Wheel of Fortune Cookie and of course Really Good. 

We're performing 2 LIVE SHOWS as part of this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We'll be at Comedy Republic on April 11 and 18 (both 1pm). Buy your tickets now by clicking HERE

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.