After months of radio silence, Christian, Dion and Josh are on the mend and ready to return.

We wanted to record a quick update to let you know what we've been up to the last few months and our plans to return for Season 7.

Thank you for holding down the fort. We're back!... That is our seat though. Yeah. The one you're sitting on. Yeah. We were sitting on it just before we left. Yeah but it doesn't matter that we've been gone for 3 months - we left our glass there. We were always going to come back and sit there again. Are you seriously not going to get up? Fine. It doesn't matter.

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For the second week running, to whet your appetite for this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival, here's a walk down memory lane to Show 2 last year. Get your tickets to this year's show (Sat 9 April at 1pm) here! https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/welcome-to-patchwork-100th-episode

Recorded LIVE on April 18, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

Is it acceptable to leave a live event early? What should you do if you stop next to someone you know at the traffic lights? What are you responsibilities to others when leaving a room?

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Scrolling Through Time, Wheel of Fortune Cookie, DJ Drop from Prince Phillip's Funeral and of course, your Really Goods!

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We're performing our 100th episode live show baby! Listen to this short little trailer while booking tickets to our bloody show. With special guests comedians Meshel Laurie and Daniel Connell! Also jump on any of our social media channels to see this audio recording brought to life in 4-DIMENSIONAL video: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/welcome-to-patchwork-100th-episode

We cannot wait for this.

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To whet your appetite for this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival, here's a walk down memory lane to Show 1 last year. Get your tickets for this year's show (Sat 9 April at 1pm) here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/welcome-to-patchwork-100th-episode

Recorded LIVE on April 11, 2021 at Comedy Republic as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

What time does a host need to arrive to their event? Should you pause your conversation when a waiter begins to set your table? What's your favourite style of chopping? 

With very special guests, Oh Wow of the week, Forgive Me Father, Patchword of the Day and of course, your Really Goods!

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Christian received a wonderful compliment while riding his bike and he was thoroughly chuffed. He tells us about how chuffed he was. Megachuffed.

Josh has big issues with message reactions. What was wrong with a good 'haha' or a 'lol' - there's too many options now and it's an absolute disgrace. Does reacting to a message signify simple acknowldgement or is it rude and dismissive?

We also discuss if you should always go and visit a friends 'new place' and what you're looking out for when visiting. Who's responsibility is it to organise the 'checking out' of the new place, the mover inner, or the friend who wants to see the new place?

With very special guest 'Oh Wow' and 'Time to Think'.

Don't forget - Our huge 100th Episode special live recording at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is on sale now!

Josh also has two Game Boys shows on sale as well 'Escape to the Megaverse' and 'Hey Hey It's The Butterfly Club'!

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Josh wonders why Christian and Dion chose to print their name while signing the pair of elf slippers ew auctioned off. Turns out Christian would rather get a celebrity print their name rather than sign it.

We all agree that shopping centre interactive maps are very confronting and give you a false sense of security until you instantly get lost at the corner of the National Geogrpahic and JB Hi-Fi wondering if you were meant to turn right or turn due South.

It's Dion's turn for 'Good at / Bad at' this week and he's shocking at buttering bread. Most of this turns out to be an issue with hard blocks of butter so I feel we can let Dion off lightly for this one.

With very special guest 'Wheel of Fortune Cookie' and 'Really Good'.

Don't forget - Our huge 100th Episode special live recording at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is on sale now!

Josh also has 2 Game Boys shows on sale as well 'Escape to the Megaverse' and 'Hey Hey It's The Butterfly Club'!

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Josh attempts (and fails) to set the record straight about drinking Dion's beer - turns out he's technically correct, the best kind of correct, but morally bankrupt. Christian's shares his latest get rich quick scheme which is pet-napping. We also realise that losing your wallet isn't anywhere near as bad as it once was.

Dion discovers that his work colleague owns the same pair of shoes that he does and he is filled with shame and regret. He is also the only one of us to have experienced this phenomenon, not only with shoes, but with other items of clothing as well. What a basic bitch.

With very special guests 'Copy Cat' and 'Time to Think'.

Our huge 100th Episode special live recording at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is on sale now!

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We're back baby! With a very special announcement and some classic Patchwork. There's bones to be picked and befores to get started.

Christian takes issue with Josh trying to sell some Elf Slippers online which spirals into some hairbrained scheme of Christian's to list brand new clothes online the day he buys them.

We also dive deep into what things make us feel cool and also uncool. One universal truth we seem to land on that there is something particularly cool about sunglasses.

With very special guests 'Scrolling through time' and 'Time to Think'.

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Merry Christmas Patchworkers! In our annual Christmas episode we cover the Christmas menu. How fixed is your families Christmas menu? Do new dishes ever make it on? Christian has been trying (and failing) to add vegan dishes to his heavily Italian Christmas to no avail. Maybe 2021 will be the year.

Christian also lays down his patented 'Gift Giving Guide' - it's all you'll ever need to figure out what to buy someone for any occasion.

There's also a visit from Santa and a very special young boy...

With very special guests 'Ho Wow', 'Time to Think' and 'Really Good'.

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