It's a full lady coven! Paget, Debby, Anna and Katie join Arden and Erin to break down the FESTIVAL of MEN that are in the running to win Becca's heart!!! Bruised Fruit! Colognoissiuers! Romanc Cover Models!

- Arden tells her secret- that she panicked and killed a hobo! - Debby encourages Erin to double down and get $57,000 in debt on her Land Kayak business! - Paget tries and fails to teach Rookie of the Year Debby how to use a mic! - Erin gets enraged about an guacamole lover/ avacado hater! - Anna channels Rob from Paris! - Katie gets all hot and bothered over the dog lovers/ shirtless athletes

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Bryan (Throwing Shade) and her Ladyship Anna join Arden for episode 1 in a multi episode bonus series where they will break down the entire season of the MOST IMPORTANT TV SHOW OF ALL TIME......Bachelor In Paradise: Australia! Adderall benders! Aussie Falcons! A 28 year old male Bette Midler!

- Bryan is obsessed with Australian phrases- "He just came and cut my grass!"

- Arden is convinced that Flo is a sexy Australian Melora Hardin!

- Anna is trying to crack the Australian accent by adding "R" to all of her words!

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Paget, Lauren, Nikki and Alexis join Arden and Erin live from Austin at the Moontower Comedy festival! Queso! Laser Cats! Seth Vatt!

- Arden wants you to hide your cookies cuz she's ready to lick 'em! - Erin rightfully kept wowing the Texas crowds by bringing it back to the Lord's Work aka "Shit Nest"! - Paget flexes her acting chops in her most challenging role yet as "Daniel the Canadian Horndog"! - Lauren "Miss Windy City" Lapkus For the Win with "Lincoln Logs"!

- Nikki is still reading willing and able to take on Ben H's scripture tattoos!

- Alexis took the hit and made out with Nick Vialle- NBD!

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Arden's BFF and Secretary of State Paget Brewster joins Arden and Erin to discuss the disaster that was After the Final Rose! Southwest Middle Seats! Banjo-ing Bowties! Bleachable Moments!

- Arden is the official Chief Eunuch Inspector!!!

- Paget busts out her gorilla/ seal impression!

- Erin is out of her penalty box and RARING TO GO!

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WYATR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Debby Ryan and Rob join Arden and Erin to discuss the MOST INSANE THREE HOURS OF TELEVISION EVER RECORDED!!!!!!! Side-eye Alpacas! Faces on Faces! Chris Harrison UNCUT!!!

- Arden wants to Air-B-N-B Arie's condo in Scottsdale just to feel alive!

- Debby is discovers her BEST TALENT YET- NEIL LANE IMPERSONATOR!!!!

- Erin wants to get another face to put on top of her five other faces!

- Rob is tattooing ever city in LA on his body!

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Debby, Rob and Bryan join Arden to discuss the "I Love You" fantasma that was FANTASY SUITES!!!

Dolphin Sex! Pooping in a sand hole! Ro$$!!!! -Arden is getting out her best Dream Catcher/ dead bird earrings!

-Debby thinks Kendall likes taxidermy is because they forever hold eye contact!

-Bryan knows Chris Harrison is double parked outside!

-Rob has a special delivery for Estelle Getty! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!

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Bryan, Alexis and Jasmine join Arden to discuss 78 hours of television! Bachelor Winter Games! After the Games! After AFTER the games! Women tell All! Meatballs tell All! Cyring Virgins!! AND horny Pier One Managers! - Arden is PISSED that Ashley I didn't BONE ZONE and tell!

- Bryan thought Clare's proposal speech was her audition to be on This is Us!

- Alexis is on a high from her Halo Ice Cream tower!!

-Jasmine thought there were lots of strong #BIP auditions happening on Women Tell All! All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!

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Alexis, Jasmine and Rob join Arden to discuss the hottest show in the snow BACHELOR WINTER GAMES! Weeping Virgins! Kiwis! Yuki!!!!

- Arden tests out all of her terrible accents before becoming obsessed with the Jacooooooosi! - Alexis and Arden move on top of the Hollywood sign with Pilgrim Nicky Cage! - Jasmine thinks Clare should have given stage five clinger a CHANCE! - Rob offers the ladies lots and lots of Mung Beans!!!!

All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!

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Fortune joins Arden and Erin to discuss the magical vanilla festival that was HOMETOWN DATES! So many white people, so little time. Scary Brothers! Uncle Gary! Carved ducks!

- Arden wants to make a lady out of 3D printer!

-Fortune discovers she is from a booming metropolis!

- Erin wants to run away with Kendall!

-Anna affirms that you should BEWARE OF encouraging your kids too much!

- Katie's boyfriend Anthony threatens to make her stuff dead rats should things go awry!

All that plus....... TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!

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Bryan joins Arden to discuss the magical shitshow that is the Bachelor Winter Games! Horny French Canadians! Xenophobia! The Meatball finds love!!! DEAN DEAN DEAN!!! - Arden and Bryan dance to Gloria Estefan for 17 1/2 minutes! - Bryan plots his own (slow) death! - Anna cringes as Ben Higgens (aka Bryan) baby talks! - Samee is HORRIFIED!!!!! 

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