Miles Gray, Mikey Kampmann and Our Friend Whitney join Arden and the production team to talk about the premiere episode of THE GOLDEN BACHELORETTE!!!  Chock O'Noodle Soup!  Dad Jokes! Fake (?) French Accents!

- Arden wants an HGTV show with Jack and Charles!!!

- Miles is WOWED by Jack's TAG on this jacket!!!

- Mikey's golden friend is coming in with the HOT TAKES!

- Whitney SOBBED like a baby at Take Me Home!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Sorry for the delay! Here’s a little dispatch from South Carolina from Arden’s hotel room. Full podcast will be up this weekend!

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The Captain, The Horny Pool Inspector and the People's Princess Whitney join Arden and the Production Team to break down Joan's MENSSSSSS! Hand holding!  Whistling!  Football!!

- Arden thinks Kelsey's dad is going to take the WHOLE PRIZE!!!

- Doug thinks these guys are shooting themselves in the foot talking about watching football!

- Jacquis just can not get behind a guy named CHOCK!

- Whitney debuts Douglette!

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The Sentinel (Jerry Trainor) and The Captain (Doug Benson) join Arden and the Production Team to break down Jenn's finale of the Bachelorette! And let me tell you people....they done her DIRTY!!!!!  Poker Face Aunts! Protective Older Brothers! Hakeem!

- Arden fell for Devin's BULLSHIT!

- Jerry WAS RIGHT!!!!!

- Doug thought Devin was a character in a Neil Simon play!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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A very special episode from MYKONOS, GREECE!  Join Arden and her friend (and Dracula Doula) Jessica Kelley as she goes on a date LIVE ON THE AIR (with Greek hottie and all around sweetheart) from their hotel room!  Welcome to influencer island! Ice Cream! Spiders! Stathis!

- Arden does a quick change live on air to get ready for her date!

- Jessica is the ultimate wing woman on Arden's on air date!

- Arden's date Stathis wants Arden to be the Bachelorette in a house of 300 suitors!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Lauren Lapkus and Rachel Smith join Arden and the Production Team to talk Jenn's HOMETOWNS! Tinder swindlers! Fun runs! Travelling bro pants!

- Arden thinks Jonathan should call her if he does not win!

- Lauren thinks all of the guys are the same guy!

- Rachel wants to know about the travelling bench!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Arden's Dating Guru Mike Castle and the Horny Pool Inspector Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production team to break down the EMERALD CITY EPISODE!  AI Contestants! Early Bachelor Announcements!  Dry humping on pillows at the mall!

- Arden thinks Jeremy might steal the whole thing!

- Jacquis knows not to call his mom on camera!

- Mike was fascinated to watch Sam short circuit when one too many questions got asked!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Psych star/ ROOKIE OF THE YEAR Maggie Lawson and Erin Foley join Arden and the production team to chat a day of shovelling shit at the farm with Jenn's guys!  Plaid crop tops!  Touchy Mullets! Oversharing!

- Arden says you should wait till the THIRD date to talk about your dead dad in a cooler!

- Erin had to put Vaseline in Arden's dad's hair to get him in there!

- Maggie was excited for Anna's brother to go home!

- Dr. Banana is going to help Arden sell her JEWELRY!!!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Rob brings his mom Viv to join Jess and Evan Ambrose and Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 4 of Jenn's season of the Bachelorette! Clinking glass!  Danny Zuko! Viv "Horny Patrol" Benedict!

- Arden thinks every date should have people dropping from the sky behind the Bachelorette!

- Rob and Evan are the same age!!

- Viv thinks there are a lot of 10’s but Devin only has a 10 personality!

- Evan thinks that Sam M is not into her he is just like "Oh Hell yeah!"

- Jess thinks that Sam N's story arc is the greatest she has ever seen on this show!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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Jerry Trainor, Maggie Lawson and Jacquis Neal join Arden and the Production Team to break down episode 3 of Jenn's season!  Eye Contact!  Asking questions! Grabbing Ass!

- Arden was impressed when Marcus banged his helmet!

- Jerry thinks Devin is the spawn of Satan!

- Jacquis thinks Spencer lost the game when he admitted he was cheated on!

- Maggie thought that Spencer had to trauma bond quickly to let Jenn know he had been married!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!

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