This is episode 48 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:40 - Gaslighting Justin Foodmaker

00:06:04 - Everyone loses their mustache with a story

00:11:40 - Markus' Beard Bounty

00:13:10 - Justin's Journal 9: The Halloween Party

00:20:49 - Cheating at Monopoly (& learning about thimbles)

00:24:29 - Markus' (Republican) Dino of the Week

00:31:22 - Betting on the election results

00:49:59 - 'Whale orgy' off southern Australia a promising sign for southern right species

00:53:59 - The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

00:56:09 - Snoop Dogg Confirms He Has A Staffer Who Makes Sure People He’s Smoking With Don’t Get Too High

00:59:26 - Adults playing Pokémon, are they ped*philes?

01:01:21 - Phill met Jesus Christ on 6th St

01:06:01 - Phill and Justin's scary homeless encounter on shrooms

01:18:01 - DMT laser experiment proves we're in a simulation

01:20:50 - Everyone should cry themselves to sleep every once in awhile

01:22:06 - Getting the belt (and other childhood punishments)

01:25:20 - Eating with the Garcia family

01:27:50 - NEVER touch that!

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 47 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:00:56 - Austin Powers, a dinosaur, and a priest walk into a bar

00:07:23 - Slander and libel

00:10:02 - The (lack of) WET Commandments

00:14:21 - Austin Powers doesn't wanna go to work

00:17:46 - McDonalds J Trump

00:19:35 - Justin hates "I voted" stickers

00:26:10 - Halloweenocaust

00:29:39 - The power of a $20 in Tyler Texas

00:34:37 - Markus' din-o-saur of the week

00:40:32 - Getting arrested in front of the bail bonds

00:43:36 - Come to The Green Room 11/29

00:44:10 - Justin's (Audio) Journal - tarot card reading

00:49:48 - Phill rejoins the podcast

00:51:47 - Justin's breakdown of the week

00:54:24 - We're basically The Beatles

00:59:45 - Phill is gonna neuter soup himself

01:02:11 - Getting terrifyingly high and freebasing Fox News

01:06:52 - Paying 15 cents in taxes

01:13:24 - Who's gonna win the presidency?

01:19:16 - Phill technically started a cult in the pandemic

01:23:14 - McDonalds E.coli outbreak

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private

00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars

00:05:19 - Phill drank 6 THC beers (Tejas Tonic please sponsor us)

00:08:56 - Celsius drinkers be like

00:11:16 - Why we don't get invited to do c*caine

00:14:02 - Underware corner (Justin wears socks inside out)

00:16:06 - Women take everything

00:18:29 - Justin's Journal 7: So much big caulk

00:26:42 - Goodwill find of the century

00:33:05 - Context: Markus has a Honda Fit

00:35:34 - Markus' Dino of the Week

00:43:15 - Explaining the Doomsday Clock to Justin

00:48:29 - Watching atom bomb test footage

00:54:08 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears to Say Democrats Can 'Control the Weather

00:59:36 - Austrian man amputated his p*nis with an axe after eating psilocybin psychedelic mushrooms

01:05:10 - Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over

01:08:18 - Boot out reporters, say NFL players caught naked in locker room

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 42 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:25 - sWET boys (the AC is broken)

00:06:23 - The WET Commandments

00:09:04 - Justin's Journal: Entry 4 **HEARTWARMING**

00:15:05 - Justin's watching 'The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives'

00:21:00 - Diddy done diddly done did it

00:29:32 - Why Phillip is happier than you

00:42:03 - Markus' Dinosaur of the Week

00:46:28 - Confirming Diddy did do it

00:49:18 - Titan sub footage released amid Oceangate hearing

00:57:10 - The Hell and Horror of Cow Attacks

01:04:46 - How to get toddlers to lock in

01:07:39 - The state of fast food (it's bad)

01:10:38 - Pop Quiz: What's happened so far this episode?

01:12:56 - Children's propaganda

01:15:43 - WET The Musical (written by Matchbox Twenty and Chad Kroeger)

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 41 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This week on WET...

00:01:16 - Justin be spittin'

00:02:15 - It's raining cats and dogs (and they're eating them!)

00:04:54 - They are NOT "eating the dogs"

00:06:57 - Communion at the Church of Phill

00:09:48 - Where would you rather go: heaven or hell?

00:14:19 - The WET commandments

00:15:15 - Justin's Journal - Entry 3

00:18:14 - Michigan lost and we suck at golf

00:23:36 - Phill Daas

00:26:44 - Del's Frozen Lemonade: mom n pop shop or serial killer front?

00:31:20 - Running errands with Phill

00:35:14 - Did you know there's real chucks of lemon in Del's Frozen Lemonade?

00:39:19 - Del's Lemonade defies physics?!?

00:43:29 - Guess that potato chip

00:54:01 - So who won the debate?

01:01:40 - Mayonnaise your beard kids

01:03:49 - Big phone call guy over here

01:06:55 - Unqualified lizards arguing (debate cont.)

01:11:46 - Taylor Swift endorses Kamala

01:14:26 - Suspicious lack of Michigan gear this episode

01:16:41 - Greatest battle bots round of all time

01:22:13 - But like really there's real chunks of lemon in there

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 40 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This week on WET...

00:01:34 - We let him cook but he burnt it

00:05:08 - Justin's Journal - Entry 2

00:11:45 - Sub to Phillip!

00:15:27 - Jurassic World Live

00:21:47 - Let the hate flow through you

00:25:02 - Phillip hunted ghosts here with The Night Owl Podcast

00:34:16 - Temperance is comin back baby!

00:39:03 - Would Trump legalize we*d?

00:41:57 - Markus went to McDonalds for the first time in 4 years

00:47:14 - 9/11: wrong answers only

00:48:52 - Florida surgeon sued after mistakenly removing patient’s liver

00:54:18 - College is a scam

00:58:04 - Markus antagonizes the ghosts

01:03:12 - Watching Michigan football games with Markus is stressful

01:05:47 - Doing each others bits (against our wills)

01:10:36 - Wels Fargo employee found dead in office after 4 days

01:14:43 - If we got drafted together

01:18:13 - Scared in your own home (more ghost stuff)

01:22:50 - High-key Phill needs a key chain

01:25:50 - One more thing...

01:26:58 - But actually tho (the most ghost stuff)

_______________________

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

This is episode 39 of the WET Podcast.

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

_______________________

00:00:00 - This week on WET...

00:01:36 - The boy who called in sick

00:03:46 - Impression Corner - MJ meets Terminator

00:06:36 - Justin's a 1.7 star comedian (according to Facebook reviews)

00:08:38 - Phill's reviews

00:11:31 - Red Lobster's #1 fan

00:14:06 - Pitching the WET movie

00:20:16 - Wet pizza and sloppy steak

00:21:41 - Justin's Journal - Entry 1

00:25:18 - Shout out everyone who came to Hyenas!

00:26:38 - Markus' dinosaur of the week

00:27:48 - Out of the Loop with Phillip Garcia

00:29:20 - WET LIVE

00:32:33 - Breaking the Commandments

00:34:16 - Markus needs a new phone

00:37:16 - Parking and an*l fingering

00:40:45 - 43 acres for huntin' immigrants

00:43:46 - Should you use someone else's bidet?

00:47:46 - Gay baby inflation

00:51:06 - F*ck a towel, we drip dryin'

00:53:42 - Justin was found at the gay bar

01:00:12 - Justin's best accent ever

_______________________

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/