Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).
The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.
We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.
It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 828

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath

00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites

00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb

00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout

00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab

00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?

00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate

00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman

00:36:38 - Napkin Pants

00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay

00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy

00:50:24 - Gender Traitor

01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in the jeans with a very special guest — the King of Props himself, Carrot Top! From his legendary Vegas run at the Luxor to his wildest corporate gig disasters, Carrot Top brings decades of insane stories, prop magic, and pure chaos. Before Carrot Top enters the Mommy Dome, Tim and Christine The mommies dive deep into everything from Christina’s new artwork of Tom’s body (and perfectly to-scale junk) to DIY butt-stuff therapies, plus ass-worship furniture, queening chairs on Amazon, and the return of the fart mic.

Carrot Top talks insane backstage Tonight Show moments and why George Carlin was one of his biggest fans. He also talks growing up in Florida, life in Vegas, Phyllis Diller stealing his joke, and reacts to classic YMH prop man, Uncle Terry. Carrot Top also opens his trunk and shows the Main Mommies some of his latest wacky props. It’s a filthy, hilarious ride with one of the most iconic comics alive. Don’t miss it, Jean.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 827

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:26 - Opening Clip: Butt Stuff Solutions

00:05:38 - Christina's New Art

00:16:45 - Karl Lagerfeld

00:19:45 - Queening & Ass Worship

00:29:57 - Clip: Join Me In The Shower

00:31:50 - Mean Comments From Dudes

00:35:13 - Clip: Tard Fraud

00:39:58 - Carrot Top

00:45:20 - The Prop Process

00:54:33 - Clean Comedy & Nightmare Gigs

01:03:26 - Clip: Ozzy's Austrian Painter Inspo

01:04:14 - Clip: Dan Pena

01:04:27 - Clip: Tard Fraud

01:06:05 - Messing With Gene Simmons & Stolen Prop Valor

01:25:52 - Uncle Terry, Gingers, & More Props

01:35:53 - TikToks

01:44:48 - Carlin Liked Me

01:53:03 - Closing Song -"Now I'm In Your Ass Yeah" by Street Justice Remix

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Here come the Cincinnati boys! Tom welcomes comedian/actor Gary Owen—for a long-overdue YMH hang. They trade Queen City origin stories, first mics, and the wild path that took Gary from the U.S. Navy to San Diego open mics, Black room gauntlets, and a film run with legends like Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence, the Wayans brothers, and Kevin Hart. Tom also challenges Gary to a round of “Tom or Black?”, they relive the Def Jam glory days, FSU vs. Alabama stadium suites, Deion “Prime” Sanders, Randy Moss's fishing obsession, Bengals heartbreak, and why standup is booming again. Plus: Tom opens the show 28 minutes in with Ryan's latest interest Brazilian farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 826

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:40 - Two Cincinnati Kids

00:09:00 - Doing Comedy For The Blacks

00:18:34 - White Audiences Vs Black Audiences

00:25:46 - Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:27:13 - Rich Guys Into Deranged Shit

00:31:23 - Working With Comedy Legends

00:36:05 - Gary's New Special & Undercover Boss

00:42:41 - Tom Or Black?

00:46:20 - Florida State Vs Alabama

00:48:30 - Randy Moss

00:54:23 - The Cincinnati Bengals

01:00:46 - Why Move To Austin?

01:05:37 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns" by Sweet Mitchel

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim and Kristine are out and it’s “My Mom’s House” as Charo sits in for the absent main mommies. Charo hosts a nostalgia fueled clip show, which features fans and guests—including Stavros Halkias, Dr. Drew, Chris Distefano, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Rob Iler, Andrew Santino, Ryan Sickler, Armie Hammer and more—sharing their favorite YMH moments, each leading into a classic clip. Tom’s mom is putting in the leg work and proving you can’t spell “contractually obligated” without Charo!

Guest Submissions
Chris Distefano - Ep. 765 https://youtu.be/aDknTsElGcA
Stavros Halkias - Ep. 711 https://youtu.be/L3zV1AzFisY
Steve-O - Ep. 517 https://youtu.be/HjHJ1TY2AAg
Dr. Drew - Ep. 427 https://youtu.be/zeJkkihtD2A
Andrew Santino - Ep. 466 https://youtu.be/0_tdOY6ssbI
Ryan Sickler - Ep. 735 https://youtu.be/b5WvnO5E8Ps
Johnny Pemberton - Ep. 612 https://youtu.be/gB1LQBp8nLA
Duncan Trussell -YMH Live X https://ymhstudios.com/rent-ymh-x/
Robert Iler + Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Ep. 561 https://youtu.be/BbNqYAR1ulQ
Steph Tolev - Ep. 814 https://youtu.be/4Gi917jYvdg
Mark Normand - 2 Bears, 1 Cave 85 https://youtu.be/cQNH8Djac-c
Josh Potter - Home Here Now Doc w/ RPC https://youtu.be/HmViwV_10yk
Armie Hammer - Ep. 791 https://youtu.be/-Ay7j-X-Wxs

Mommy Submissions
Daniel -Ep. 537 https://youtu.be/xVOR712pRaE
Douglas -Ep. 759 https://youtu.be/qN5rXW5C238
Ellison -Ep. 644 https://youtu.be/A-95v0ngiGc
Kaitlin -Ep. 773 https://youtu.be/pBfdf85I-hk
Bobby - Ep. 358 https://youtu.be/OIjeu2TQ4qs

Your Mom’s House Ep. 825

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Stavros Halkias - Pig Poutine

00:03:57 - Chris Distefano - Trans Love

00:07:11 - Mommy Kaitlin - Hammy Escapes

00:16:04 - Steve-O - Skyjacking

00:19:24 - Robert Iler & Jamie-Lynn Sigler - Buried For The Kinks

00:22:12 - Mommy Daniel - Pouncey Twins

00:27:46 - Mark Normand - Fat & Gross Segura

00:31:20 - Dr. Drew - Meeting RPC

00:34:59 - Mommy Ellison - Charo's "Bet"

00:42:05 - Andrew Santino - Good Morning Julia

00:46:50 - Ryan Sickler - Jesse Lee Peterson

00:51:54 - Johnny Pemberton - Lathe Death

00:53:33 - Duncan Trussell - Will Blunderfield's Retreat

00:55:44 - Mommy Bobby - Top Dog Blonde Jokes

01:03:20 - Steph Tolev - Pig Poutine Redux

01:06:53 - Josh Potter - Home Here Now

01:12:32 - Armie Hammer - Austin Is Insane

01:13:39 - Mommy Douglas - Good Mornin' Julia Song

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We have such sights to show you! This week, Christina P sits down with horror icon Doug Bradley, the legendary actor behind Hellraiser’s Pinhead, for a conversation that’s equal parts creepy, funny, and surprisingly tender. Doug dives into the origins of Pinhead’s terrifying look, the philosophy behind horror villains, and what it’s like when strangers recognize him as the guy who tormented their nightmares.
Christina presses Doug on whether BDSM aesthetics became mainstream thanks to Cenobites, and if he’s ever had to explain his career choices at awkward family dinners. Doug also shares behind-the-scenes stories of low-budget chaos, midnight makeup chair marathons, and how becoming a horror icon changed his life in ways he never saw coming. With frequent detours into absurdity Doug also proves he’s not just a master of horror—he’s got comedy chops too. This episode is a once-in-a-lifetime crossover of YMH filth and horror royalty...missing it would be a waste of good suffering.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 824

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:11 - Let The Conversation Begin

00:04:08 - Opening Clip: Anybody Want These Sandals?

00:05:43 - Clip: Mr. Big Praises Christina

00:07:15 - Photos Of Pinhead

00:14:17 - Pinhead Takes The MTV Movie Awards

00:20:35 - Basic Questions

00:23:19 - Clive Barker

00:31:27 - Behind The Mask

00:38:06 - Hellraiser

00:46:20 - The Origins Of The Cenobites' Names

00:55:41 - Hellbound & Horny

01:03:41 - Master Of Accents

01:14:02 - Arsenal Fans & Doug Bradley's YouTube Page

01:21:14 - Mommy's New Boobs

01:27:08 - Closing Song - "Feel The Pain" by Mark Price

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.
Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 823

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell

00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings

00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist

00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage

00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair

00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic

00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex

00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador

00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers

01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom

01:08:16 - Wrap Up

01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass

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This week, Tom’s off filming a movie and Christina P hijacks the show, steering YMH straight into sun with cosmic warlock Duncan Trussell riding shotgun. What begins as a fart soundboard tutorial quickly devolves into a kaleidoscope of brain-melting nonsense: energy sex, threesomes with the sun, cult recruitment red flags, and why George Washington’s preserved presidential jizz is secretly powering American democracy.
Duncan opens up about his time with boner-shaman Will Blunderfield, explains why Scientology might be cheaper than therapy, and introduces us to Avery Blackwell—the brand new, possibly-nude, definitely-gay CEO of YMH Studios. Meanwhile, Christina wages war on National Pet-Your-Dog Day and investigates whether Sydney Sweeney is a genetically engineered eugenics queen sent to confuse Gen Z. This one has everything: conspiracy theories, cult dynamics, emotional nudity, the downfall of morning television, and a surprising amount of reverence for Daniel Day-Lewis. Come for the mommy energy, stay for the cum-powered U.S. government.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 822

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:54 - Opening Clip: Fell From Heaven

00:06:14 - Celebrating Women And Cults

00:17:31 - Scientology

00:27:21 - Morning Talk Shows

00:31:30 - A New CEO Of YMH?

00:43:07 - Clip: Latex Man

00:47:51 - George Washington's Baby Batter

00:52:56 - Palette Cleanser

00:55:22 - Sydney Sweeney

01:03:35 - The Macrons Vs Candace Owens

01:11:44 - Duncan's Final Thoughts

01:13:45 - Closing Song - "Push's Theme" by Eli

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome back the one and only Charo! Charo isn't only here to collect casino money, she's here to drop major news: she’s launching her own YMH show, Muy Mucha Charo… and let’s just say, it’s already the tits!

Charo talks more about her recent move to Austin and how the adjustment is going, and the trio dives into Charo’s own psychological evaluation (spoiler: clinically significant chaos), debates her potential Vegas show “Fart Mistress Live,” and navigates her dream of owning a Mazda Miata convertible—so long as she drives it on the freeway. Plus, Christina’s lipstick line gets a rave review, Bert Kreischer gets body-shamed with love, Charo watches people get hurt against her will, they brainstorm Bad Thoughts season 2 ideas, and Tom reveals a sci-fi colonoscopy story that sends Charo into full-on disownment mode. This episode is a wild ride filled with laughs, borderline diagnoses, mom-manipulation tactics, and of course... plenty of farts.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 821

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:02 - Opening Clip: Fat Guy Is Full

00:18:24 - Muy Mucha Charo Teaser

00:21:37 - Does Charo Like Austin?

00:29:39 - Farts & Charo Bribes

00:37:54 - Charo's Psych Evaluation Results

00:49:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:57:05 - Crazies Behind The Wheel

01:02:21 - Clip: Robot Companion

01:04:44 - Season 2 Of Bad Thoughts

01:15:49 - Closing Song - "BURP" by Wes

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