JB is in Perth after calling Freo vs Gold Coast, so Billy takes the reins and kicks us off with the All Sports Report - and there's a new deadlift world record.

Damian Barrett is in studio with his positives and negatives from the first week of the finals - plus a Tassie Devils coach has been announced.

We want you to pat yourself on the back with Monday Brag Artist, Billy takes us through the lighter side of the weekend's footy, and he has a flashback to 1991 and a day out against the Saints.

Cricket royalty Adam Gilchrist is in Perth with Jim plugging his new Tequila and talking Ashes, then Billy has a joke about a wooden-legged pig to finish us off.

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