Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Living their BEST LIVES on the Bell House stage, Michelle and Jordan catch up with globetrotting actor / comedian / "shy" fashion icon, Marie Faustin. Jordan zips up his "Black Mr. Rogers" cardigan to advise a Southern transplant on dating etiquette in the Big Apple, avid traveler Marie shares her biggest tip on how not to get "Taken" abroad, and Michelle gives heartfelt masterclass on responsibly fighting with the one you love. 

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This week, Jordan + Michelle bring writer, actor, and once-and-future "King of Hipster Comedy," Chris Gethard, to the Bell House stage. Jordan gets town halled by the audience during Professor Buteau's Black History Month lesson on Michael Jackson, Chris opens up about managing his current state: Bored New Jersey Dad, and Michelle explains how one can achieve higher levels of “rizz" -- Google it!!

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Keepin' it all the way live in Brooklyn, Michelle and Jordan welcome comedian / filmmaker / first-time Adulting guest, Kenice Mobley. Jordan regales the audience with his tale of a burlesque debut so wrong gone wrong, Michelle becomes a Garden State Emily Post, and Kenice shares the insights she gained after surviving a health emergency in a red state - YIIIIIIKES! 

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LIVE at the Bell House, Jordan + Michelle blast the Jamaican air horn for the "Mayor of Brooklyn" / comedian / writer / actor / friend, Wyatt Cenac. Michelle paints a picture of her teenage self getting into the club (her wardrobe, her cocktail, the iconic house track), Jordan boasts that his entry to the club--back in the days of Hennessy and Alizé(s)--was through a coveted internship, and Wyatt kindly offers words of inspiration to remind the audience that each of us deserves the best.

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This go around, Michelle and Jordan are Adulting their way through elevated dining with EOP (Emmy, Oscar, and Peabody!!) Travon Free. Travon explains why, even in the finest restaurants, big feelings stand in the way of him enjoying succulent octopus, Jordan shares the secret to finding good-ass brisket, and Michelle offers well-seasoned advice to a listener who can't cook but whose heart is in hosting. 

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This week, Jordan and Michelle welcome comedian, podcast host, writer, singer, dog mom, and, oh yeah—THEIR BOSS, Karen Kilgariff. Michelle spells out her resolutions, declaring 2023 as the year of Twenty-Twenty-Me, Jordan reminisces on past family gatherings, lamenting the elusiveness of the Cha Cha Slide, and Karen joins from Petaluma, reporting on the current decor of her childhood bedroom while in the middle of The Bomb Cyclone!! 

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Michelle and Jordan welcome NYC Councilmember, Chi Ossé, live on stage at the Bell House! Jordan shares his secret to besting a random teen bold enough to challenge him to a lap around the track (the fool!), Michelle encourages listeners to hear her story of Whitney Houston (her dog, of course) before making any adoption decisions, and Councilmember Ossé brings that town hall energy, continuing his redemption arc after losing class president three times.

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LIVE at the Bell House BK, Jordan and Michelle double down on Adulting with not one, but TWO guests. Comedian Kyle Grooms and his queen have been together for 24 years and happily married for three- wait, what?? Actor, writer, and comedian Jay Jurden gives us the queer perspective of what to expect at the after-after-party (intercourse). Jordan reenacts an ass-over-tea-kettles-yoga-disaster and Michelle explains why she prefers choking over rollercoasters... but who doesn't in this economy??

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Messy AF and recorded live at the Bell House in deepest Brooklyn, Michelle and Jordan welcome hilarious comedian/writer, Rachel Feinstein. Jordan shares advice on what to do if you're haunted by the ghost of an in-law, Rachel clarifies that while her fireman husband is technically a hero, he's not always the first to respond(!!), and Michelle teaches there is no six without the nine... (she's talking about sex!)

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Live from BK at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle break it down and let it be broke with comedian and actress, Jackie Fabulous. Michelle re-discovers the horrors of a forty-something hangover, Jordan offers her his own hangover recovery game-plan, and Jackie shares how remembering the phone number of her fuck boy from the 90s has paid off BIG in her love life today. Yes! Fun for the whole fam!

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