This week, Michelle and Jordan catch up with comedian and actor, Langston Kerman aka "Beige Rage." Michelle explains why to be a parent is to lead a double life, Jordan shares the secret to his parents’ long marriage, and Langston recounts how a TV pilot he once shot with Michelle in Vancouver didn’t quite pan out, but why the memories of seafood towers they inhaled together will last forever.

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This week, Jordan and Michelle catch up LIVE with comedian Matteo Lane. Jordan tells a personal story about a hero in his family and Matteo explains how he once met his hero, Mariah Carey — along with a makeup brush attached to nothing that follows her around. What? Yes. 

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Live at the Bell House, Michelle and Jordan welcome actor, comedian and TV personality, Bevy Smith. Michelle shuts it down with her own “big titty Ted Talk!" Jordan describes the exquisite joy of being a completionist, and Bevy shares the joy of taking ALL the pleasures seriously — namely the one she wished she would have indulged in her 20s (AKA smashing Tupac!!!!).

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Live at the Bell House, Jordan and Michelle welcome comedian/actor/writer, Roy Wood Jr. Jordan shares why he once got whacked on the head with a whole-ass chicken while breaking up a subway fight, and Michelle shakes her head at the sheer volume of cheetah sneakers at the US Open, while Roy breaks down the joy of raising a renaissance kid in New York City. 

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This week, Michelle and Jordan break it down with comedian/writer/act-OR, Chanel Ali. Jordan tells an unfortunate tale of finding a literal shit stain in a Mississippi hotel room (like ya do!), Michelle and Chanel discover a shared love for quiet, strong "boom operators" - shouts to Sade! And Chanel reveals the biggest surprise of all: AARP cards aren't just for your grandparents -- single, young ladies, get you an AARP no MATTER your age!

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This week, Michelle and Jordan are all up in the Bell House with comedian/writer, Rae Sanni. Michelle, who has never seen Jordan drunk, encourages him to get “white girl wasted" already! Jordan unpacks how to take the high road with irresponsible dog owners whose dogs are into to pee-play. And Rae tells a story of meeting a hottie fireman in her burning apartment building… #toohotforTV!

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This week, Jordan and Michelle welcome writer/producer/human, Sudi Orestia Credenza Cobalt Onomatopoeia Green (not her real name - just Sudi Green - but what if it was, y'all???). Michelle explains the joy of an appropriately-sized bath towel, Jordan learns about the bond between women with them curly bangs, and Sudi dishes about surviving six seasons writing for SNL, “husband trapping” jeans, and the glory of post-pandemic bras.  

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Recorded live at the Bell House in BK, Michelle and Jordan kiki with FOP (friend of the pod - AND SO MUCH MORE!!!) Aparna Nancherla (suh. many. credits!). Michelle asks whether it's shabby to use other people’s wet wipes, Jordan reveals there’s such a thing as Good Ball Days and Bad Ball Days (Who knew??!), and Aparna contemplates becoming a white male catfisher. We're all just tryna figure it out, y'all!

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This week, Jordan and Michelle catch up with comedian/writer/cult-survivor/Jordan's WORK COLLEAGUE, Moses Storm. Michelle explains why she's not surprised at all her husband bought a boat, Jordan marvels about the vast number of throuples in Minneapolis, and Moses asks the biggest question of all: What should we believe in when religion (or a cult) doesn't do it for you anymore? Bad answers only!

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This week, Michelle and Jordan kiki with comedian/writer/roller skater, Solomon Georgio. Jordan shares a professional highlight, Michelle breaks down being a writers room B-O-S-S, and Solomon explains why he dreams of dating the men of Copenhagen!

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