What’s your go-to insult, betch? Today we dived into the art of Aussie patronising zingers, from “ride-o chief” to “ease up, turbo” and the classic “calm your farm.” Things got spicy when listeners jumped in with their favourites, including one that had us questioning the entire sperm race. We also crowned “that sounds like a you problem” as the ultimate corporate mic drop. Honestly, insults have never sounded so polite… and so brutal.

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