Bars are now handing out printed "You Have Been Cut Off" cards to let customers know they've had enough. Listeners call in with their best getting-kicked-out stories: one bloke got booted from a Melbourne bar for burping too aggressively, and another group invented tequila pool, where you take a shot every time you sink a ball. They were not good at pool. They did not last long.

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