We kick off the show with the story of a woman who refuses to kiss her boyfriend of 2 years. What a patient man. Then, tell us about who you think has done the absolute worst film accents. Also, have you ever partaken in a top-secret self-session? And what’s a thing you claim to have invented? Then we end it off with reasons why you’ve stopped talking to someone after this bizarre egg story.

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