We kick off the show with another story about celebs being kind of grotty. Then Britney Spears details a time she locked herself in a bathroom. A London museum was forced to apologise after a kids event went awry. A kidney beans story took us by surprise, and we wonder who is "Top Dog" in the KTJ prison. Casey Donovan drops by for Quick Draw. We're taking a short break, returning September 27.

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