Have you noticed that celebrities don't use earbuds anymore? No? Well Joe has and needless to say there's a conspiracy behind it.

Also this week they get to imagine what a bus would say if it could talk (farts get mentioned naturually)and we accidentally stumble upon a previously unexplored side to 'public transport' Darren.

The animal attraction to lads wearing Snickers is investigated and it's painfully obvious Darren is living in serious denial.

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