The phones went off today when a cop called in to set the record straight. Turns out, back in the day, you could sip a beer while driving in Melbourne as long as you were under the limit. Chaos. From there, it was all downhill... ghost stories in cemeteries, fines for peeing in public, and one listener who flipped off a speed camera and copped a $700 bill for the trouble. Plus, Rikki’s PVC plans for Gaga, Joel’s hook turn confession, and Blackers learning the hard way what a “nanny state” really is.

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