Proving that Texas GOP christofascists are evil as hell, the Supreme Court in the Lone Star State ruled against a woman with a deformed fetus whose doctor recommended an abortion. The Dark Side of The Force (MAGA) is strong in Iowa, where Trump's primary lead is widening. Special Counsel Jack Smith is fed up with Trump's delaying tactics and has jumped straight to the SCOTUS to rule on whether a president is immune from being prosecuted for crimes. The scumbag Republican House members are reviving the investigation of one of their own scumbags, mega-slimy Matt Gaetz. The US Supreme Court turned down a case and let stand a law banning the forcing of evil "conversion therapy" on children. There are a whole lotta child labor law violations out there, and the GOP's solution is to get rid of the laws. Five-decade Chicago alderman Ed Burke is having five decades of cartoonish corruption catch up with him. Rob Reiner is pissing off the "christian" nationalists doing a documentary on them. The smartest thing we've heard yet from Vivek Ramaswamy is when he left his mic on and peed.

Kevin McCarthy will slither out of Congress early.  Mama Nazi, Marjorie Talyor Greene blathered, “Hopefully no one dies," as she bemoaned the expulsion of disgraced former GOP congressperson George Santos. Trump caterwauled he'd only be a dictator on day one of his presidency. Former Republican and head of the January 6th Committee Liz Cheney has considered a third-party run to keep Shitler out of The White House. The UN Secretary-General invoked Article 99 to hopefully bring an immediate humanitarian ceasefire in the Gaza Strip. The Christian fundamentalist Republican Speaker Mike Johnson won't turn over the House's footage from January 6th because he isn't finished blurring the faces of those caught on tape doing crimes. Moronic GOP loads of New Hampshire introduced a 15-day abortion ban because they hate women. Conservative cry-babies waddled out of a briefing about Israel and Ukraine aid packages for a diaper change. Fake electors who worked to overturn the 2020 election in Nevada have been charged. There might be a new Trump co-conspirator in Michigan who did even more illegal crap to defraud voters.TV legend and progressive activist most famous for All In the Family passed away.

Another day, another bombshell about Biden is a dud. US military funding for Ukraine has been depleted and Congress hasn't done anything about it. Fox "News" cut away from Trump during coverage of a hate rally to fact-check the many untruths spewed by the former guy about the 2020 election. A former Trump minion said Shitler looked bad at his last Iowa speech. Someone named Dough Burgum dropped from the 2024 GOP presidential primary. Man-baby contested Kevin McCarthy's claim that he couldn't eat after January 6th. A Florida Youth Pastor, who is not a drag queen, was busted transmitting harmful materials to minors. Fraiser star Kelsey Grammer is still a Trumpkin. Democratic Senator Fetterman called on corrupt Senator Bob Menendez to step down via a Cameo message from recently expelled Congressperson George Santos. While on the subject of Santos, the con man got super salty at his former colleagues in the House calling them bullies. A shark took the life of a paddleboarder in the Bahamas. Speaking of predators, Tucker Carlson's producer and right-hand man was accused of sexually assaulting a Fox News colleague.

George Santos got booted from Congress (now do Gaetz!). Senator Dick Durbin and the Judiciary Committee confirmed some of Biden's judges and the GOP wankers lost it. The Crabs reviewed Governor Newsom's trouncing of Pudding Fingers, AKA DeSantis, in a Cali Vs Florida debate. Governor Ron ordered a cheap Bible from Amazon for his swearing-in way back when. The Dems in the Senate have prioritized policy over going after Jared and Ivanka for their nasty illegalities. A gross Christian nationalist in Oklahoma has been gearing up for a run so he can put all of society under the rule of JEEBUS. The "When Animals Get Pissed" segment about the escaped green mamba in the Netherlands was revisited. BS Christian "historians" like Glen Beck's minion David Bartman have been ginning up a non-existent Christian crisis. God-botherer David Prichard has also worked overtime cooking up lies to defend vile Christian nationalism.

 

Elon Musk is pizzagate-curious. The fascist tyrant told advertisers who left X due to the social media platform featuring content by Nazis to "f-off." Evangelical wanker Mike Johnson wasn't sure about expelling GOP con man George Santos. Prosecutors charged an Indian man for the attempted murder of a Sikh activist on US soil. Mother's Husband, AKA Mike Pence, had to be shamed into presiding over the electoral count on January 6th by his son. The Pope kicked a Cardinal out of their Vatican-financed luxury apartment for being critical of the church's recent progressiveness. Deniro's speech at the Gotham Awards was censored by Apple leaving out criticisms of Trump and the entertainment industry. A freedom of information request was granted for the contents of Seth Rich's laptop and right-wing idiots are losing their wee minds. Kink communities have been invaded by MAGA doms and lib-subs. Crappy FLOTUS Melania didn't wear black at Rosalynn Carter's memorial.

Trump says he totally aced a cognitive test despite credible stories suggesting the former guy is in serious mental decline. Israel and Hamas continued the ceasefire and exchanged prisoners for hostages. Lying George Santos of Only Fans fame compared himself to the Bible's Mary Magdalene while musing over his imminent expulsion from Congress. The UK warned Argentina they would hold onto the Falkland Islands no matter what. GOP primary presidential hopefuls Nikki Haley and Puddin Fingers, AKA Ron DeSantis, continued their losing efforts to catch the orange one. Alleged child sex trafficker Matt Gaetz may face justice for his diddling ways. The Mayor of Paris told the platform formerly known as Twitter to get bent. The inclusion of the Satanic Temple in a Wisconsin Christmas tree festival angered cheese state ninnies.

FOX immediately screamed "terrorism" over a fiery car accident. An assassination attempt in the US of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun -- potentially by the Indian government -- was thwarted. The disingenuous pile of rat spew known as Putin blathered he was ready to end the war in Ukraine. Trump demanded the RNC stop hosting presidential primary debates. A green mamba snake is on the loose in the Netherlands. Meanwhile, the Dutch elected a coalition of crazies to lead. Daryl Hall of Hall And Oates is suing and has an order of protection out against John Oates, also of Hall And Oates. A MAGAT at a rally in Miami proclaimed Mike Lindell is really JFK Jr.

A conservative court shanked voting rights & Snoop scammed us all. Argentina elected a lunatic "anarcho-capitalist libertarian" to lead. The Crabs reviewed the pitiful list of who's left in the GOP presidential primary. Governor Abbot endorsed Trump while Shitler played footsie with border patrol agents. Nazi Nick Fuentes hurled insults at conserv-a-jerk Ben Shapiro of WAP fame. Far-right idiotic troglodytes are squirting over man-baby's intensified authoritarianism. Neo-Nazi scum marched in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend.  Finally, Elon Musk is a fascist tool.

A Republican-led ethics committee found that mega-liar George Santos used campaign cash for Botox and OnlyFans subscriptions, among other things. MAGA droolers are losing their collective brain cell over the probability that President Biden will not be charged for the classified docs found in his possession. Three of tooty Rudy Giuliani's Ukrainian buds have been implicated in attempts to help Russia interfere in the 2020 elections. Elon Musk schlong-riders are baffled by their tech bro god hanging out with Xi Jinping. Today's "rats attacking each other" segment featured a snit between Ben Shapiro and Candace Owens. Another day, another video of Speaker Mike Johnson doing some crazy religious zealot mumbo jumbo. The christofascist GOP of Murfreesboro, Tennessee passed an ordinace to outlaw homosexual public affection. Thankfully, most of the candidates endorsed by the ironically-named Moms For Liberty lost in the recents elections. A West Virginia atheist won his case and forced real religious freedom on the incarceration system in the state.

Congressional GOP thugs want to throw down but Bernie will not let them! The GOP lead House barely passed a short-term funding measure to avoid a shutdown. Blotch-Nazi Steve Bannon blathered a threat to dominionist creep Mike Johnson about working with the Dems on the spending bill. Once again, tech bro-load Elon Musk told us he's a Nazi over the social media platform he ruined. Right-wing loon election deniers are angry pants at former Rudy sidekick Jenna Ellis for being a fraud. The Georgia election workers who were harassed by Rudy G. are seeking millions in a lawsuit brought against the gaseous Trumpkin. Governor Puddin' Fingers, AKA DeSantis, dropped to fourth in New Hampshire polls. An ethics committee recommended punishing lying George Santos.