Dam Internet, You Scary!

By Patrick Cloud, Tahir MooreComedy True Crime Comedy Interviews

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February 19 342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
The Olympics are getting WILD 😳
This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down:
• Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage
• Curling cheating caught on secret cameras
• A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas
• Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters
• The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION
• Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning
• A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢
Plus chaotic hypotheticals like:
Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million?
Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K?
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Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta
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00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate
00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins
00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements
00:12 True Crime Couple Ad
00:15 $1 Million Survival Question
00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K?
00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal
00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed
00:30 Factor Ad Read
00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza
00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters
00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online
00:49 BlueChew Ad Read
00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam
00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned
01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service
01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage
01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates
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1 hr 8 min
February 12 341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet.
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We cover:
• Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old
• Jury duty chaos and suing people
• Would you cut off your finger to survive?
• Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real)
• 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom
• A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years
• Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling
• Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake)
This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly.
00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal
04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories
08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips
13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin
15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive?
21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions
28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story
31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained)
38:25 – BetterHelp Ad
42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom
46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years)
51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech
56:40 – Cash App Ad
59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk
01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details)
01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad
01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued
01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate
01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement
01:23:00 – Outro
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1 hr 24 min
February 05 340: Do Bad Vibes Exist? | DIYS Breaks Down Energy, Places & People with Sydney Castillo
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Some places feel weird.
Some people feel off.
And sometimes… your cactus dying is a reflection of your spirit.
On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedian Sydney Castillo to break down bad vibes, strange energy, judgmental stores, plant-filled Airbnbs, and whether you can feel when something just isn’t right.
They also dive into:
Killing succulents (and what that says about you)
The Doomsday Clock
A doctor saving a man’s hand by attaching it to his leg
Self-driving cars hitting pedestrians
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00:00 – Cold Open/Intro
03:45 – Plants, Energy & Being a Bad Plant Parent
08:55 – The Joshua Tree Airbnb With Unreal Energy
13:35 – People With Bad Vibes
17:40 – Stores With Weird Energy (Trader Joe’s)
22:10 – Checking Receipts After Arguments
26:00 – Text vs Call vs FaceTime
30:05 – City Life vs Quiet Living
34:45 – PrizePicks Ad
38:05 – The Doomsday Clock
43:10 – Hand Saved by Being Attached to a Leg
50:30 – BlueChew GO Ad
53:40 – Waymo Self-Driving Car Hits a Child
58:55 – Sydney Castillo Show Plug
01:00:10 – Outro
1 hr 1 min
January 30 339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYS
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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop.
We also get into:
Internet icebreakers gone wrong
Dating honesty that went way too far
Canceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapse
Rubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quit
Theme park tragedy and real-life consequences
Why social media might actually be frying our brains
00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma
04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult”
11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now…
14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth
20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice)
24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On
28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging
31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited)
37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure
42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs”
44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt
50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride
55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic
58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro
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January 23 338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi Denise
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Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology.
We’re talking:
• Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive
• Chess robots that break kids’ fingers
• Why gas station food might actually be elite
• Therapy being overrated (sometimes)
• AI voices changing on people
• South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison”
Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us
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00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins
03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock
09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real
11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate
16:38 Things People Pretend to Like
19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals
23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive
29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark
34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained)
36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew
38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger
44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety
52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained
56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter?
01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates
01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off
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1 hr 8 min
January 15 337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!
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The internet is already doing too much in 2026.
In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now.
We talk:
Why dating feels like a monthly expense
How social media drains your energy before noon
AI robots replacing humans (and using up our water)
A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basement
Internet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymore
Tech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult money
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This episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real.
00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything”
02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary!
03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas
05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits
10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations
18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy
25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating
31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable?
40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety
47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization
55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults
01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate
01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story)
01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read
01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas
01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans
01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk
01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef
01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement
01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore
01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks)
01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name
01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos
02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia
02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination
02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo
02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & Closing
1 hr 8 min
January 09 336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop.
Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper:
emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game.
This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it.
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00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos
02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk
09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts
11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose?
14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online
18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate
20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online
26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet
33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations
39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines
45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer
50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe
55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling
58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits
01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia?
01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up
💬 Question for the comments:
Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump?
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1 hr 18 min
January 01 335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong
Uber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?!
Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down:

Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes
Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer
A wild LA night that ended in tattoos
The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other
Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe

This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted.

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00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary!
00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast)
01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth
03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real
04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions
06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With
09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever
13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment
15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story
18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup
19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone
23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes
27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares
29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained
31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber
35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car?
37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM
38:42 – Would You Keep the Money?
41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture
45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill
46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories
52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story
56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts

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59 min
December 25, 2025 334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it.

On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far.

From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day.

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00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys
01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns
04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult
07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist
13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws
15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead
18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad
21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand
31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic
36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control
43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes
46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars
51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals
58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos
1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections
1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up

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1 hr 4 min
December 18, 2025 333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn Carter
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it.

In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened.

If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you.

00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos
09:14 – Official Introductions
18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read
20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love
26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable
31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities
37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories
41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times
49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route
56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces
01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates
01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life
01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t)
01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests
01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up

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1 hr 16 min

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