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Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.”

Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024.

This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned.

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Weezy WTF
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⏱ CHAPTERS
00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions
01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told
05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work
06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story
10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101)
11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story
14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters
19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D***
22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories
27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men
31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex
36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights
41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million
47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her
53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People?
1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work
1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs

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Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!
We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches.

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0:00 | Cold Open Chaos
0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again
0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call
1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check
1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate
3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation
4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk
5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭
6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate
7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories
8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed
9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story
10:20 | Is Batman an Identity?
11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag
12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion
16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂
17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant
18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story
20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate
22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats
23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia
23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations
26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭
34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month
37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels
39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney
41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters
42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences
44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood
45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories
47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life
52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?!
55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does
57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate
58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia)
1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story
1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates
1:11:11 | Sign-Off

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This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement.

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0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift
0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In
1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift
2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics
2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode
2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles
4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained
5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age
6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles
7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement
8:20 | Icebreakers Begin
8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap
10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan
12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures
13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories
14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell??
17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild
19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking
20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo
23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?!
25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes
26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era
28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild
30:12 | Little People Hands Debate
31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion
32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush
33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment
36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color
37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls
39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?!
40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences
41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions?
42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss
44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken
45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29
47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster
49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight
51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read
53:40 | Corey Bell Returns
55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot!
56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”?
1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101
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1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate
1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour Announcements

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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up.

🔥 TODAY’S STORIES

Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule
Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours
Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean
Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss
The doctor who kept someone’s ARM
Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons
U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean
Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts
Presidents, racism, religion & chaos
Survival meal after 21 days alone
And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents

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00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up
00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock
02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story
03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga”
08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality?
12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific
15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos
17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying)
20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor)
22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff
24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days
26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?!
34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story)
40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp)
46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read
50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder
52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist?
54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities
56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read
01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs
01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think
01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets
01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir Announcements

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This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator  ⁨@MrJayWashington⁩  this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder.

We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week.

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0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos
0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting
4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie
5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment
6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram
8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk
9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke
10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles
10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery
12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read
15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke
16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity
18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline
19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms
20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia
23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era
24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke
25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant
25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom
26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements
28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate
30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story
31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained
32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces
33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual
34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story
35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel
36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read
39:57 – God Talking at 3AM
40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission
42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value
43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic
45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83)
46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit
47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients
50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown
51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality
53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate)
54:08 – GLD Ad Read
58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories
1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James
1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene
1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League
1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year
1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That?
1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical
1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem
1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist
1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae
1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read
1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir
1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters
1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad
1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition
1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate
1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?!
1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors
1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke
1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell
1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + Links

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In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet.

🗞️ Topics include:
A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾‍♂️
A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺
Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾
Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬
And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬

👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack
🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore
📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life!

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0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!”
1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced
4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?!
10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories
15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos
18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed
21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App)
24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power
30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party
32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk
38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom)
41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet
45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards
54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed
54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health)
58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold
1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks)
1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained
1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts

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🎃 HALLOWEEN FREAKY FRIDAY EPISODE!
What happens when Tahir Moore becomes Patrick Cloud and Patrick Cloud becomes Tahir Moore?
Freckles, wigs, and 7-Eleven jokes fly as the DIYS crew celebrates Halloween with the most chaotic costume swap ever — joined by Storm aka Sevanne!

🔥 Stay for the spooky stories: Rougarou of Louisiana 🐺, Clown Motel 🤡, and the Arkansas town that forgot English 😱
Plus, deep dives into aliens, pyramids, and Beyoncé as a future deity (yeah, it goes there).

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00:00 – The Reveal: Tahir & Pat See Each Other’s Costumes 👀
02:00 – Makeup & Wig Chaos (Hippie’s Masterpiece!)
04:00 – Special Guest: Storm aka Persephanii Arrives ⚡️
06:30 – The Freestyle Intro Rap Battle 🎤
08:30 – Costume Breakdown + Why They Nailed It
10:30 – Freckles, Filters & Earthy Energy Talk ☯️
13:00 – How Your Fanbase Reflects YOU (Deep Talk)
16:00 – Merch Game Secrets from Touring Comics 💸
23:00 – Selling at Theaters vs Clubs Explained 🎭
30:00 – Pat’s Acting Struggles as “Tahir” 😂
33:00 – Creepy Story Time: Louisiana Rougarou 🐺
40:00 – The Clown Motel in Nevada 🤡
46:00 – The Town That Forgot English 🗣️
50:00 – The “Limitless” Pill Debate 💊
53:00 – Alien Theories & Are We the Real Aliens? 👽
57:00 – Graffiti, Pyramids & Beyoncé as a Goddess? 🏺
01:01:00 – Interpretation & Lost Messages 🧠
01:02:00 – Persephanii’s New Show “Fit-ish Adventures” 💪
01:02:40 – What’s Next for Pat & Tahir (Cloud Quest, We Trippin’, Planet Sandwich)(Aging Out, Churchy, The Hospital) 🌎
01:04:00 – Halloween Wrap-Up & Final Laughs 🎃

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🎧 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into the wildest corners of pop culture, music, and comedy!
This week, they’re dressed as Good Burger employees 🍔 with special guest BT Kingsley aka “Mr. Commercial Booker” — and things get real scary (and hilarious) fast. From Brad Pitt’s new movie to Cardi B’s lyrical dominance, this episode has everything: movie talk, R&B debates, and  horror masks debates. 👻

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0:00 – DJ Dreams & Silent Party Lessons  
0:36 – Welcome to “Good Burger” (Halloween Edition!)  
1:13 – Guest Intro: BT Kingsley aka “Ghostface” 👻  
1:51 – On Tour Life, Commercials & New Podcast “Killin’ Is Me”  
3:20 – Momentum in Hollywood: Keeping the Grind Alive  
4:03 – Why Brad Pitt Is Still a Movie Star  
5:09 – Passing the Torch in Acting (Brad Pitt & Damson Idris)  
6:21 – Scene Stealers: When Actors Won’t Let You Shine  
7:18 – Patrick Never Saw *Good Burger*?! 😱  
8:14 – Behind the Scenes of *Churchy* & Covering Tattoos for Roles  
9:12 – Why *Martin* Worked and Others Didn’t  
10:17 – *Martin* vs. *Living Single* vs. *Fresh Prince* Debate  
11:14 – Women in Hip-Hop Are Dominating Right Now 💅🏽  
13:17 – Real Vocalists vs. Radio Hits (Layla Hathaway Talk)  
16:11 – 🧠 **Ad: BetterHelp – World Mental Health Day Special**  
19:01 – Michael Jackson’s Genius Studio Layers  
20:15 – Music Accessibility & Nostalgia for CD Days  
21:16 – Cardi B vs. The Clipse Album?! 🎤  
22:11 – Day26 vs. 112: The R&B War Begins  
22:48 – Chris Brown Tour Recap & Concert Talk  
25:13 – Overloaded Albums & Voice Range Debates  
26:15 – R&B for Men: Who’s It Really For?  
30:00 – Frank Ocean, Lyrics, and Masculinity in Music  
33:13 – Women’s Revenge Anthems (Outside Energy!)  
36:45 – 💊 **Ad: Bluechew – “The Original Confidence Booster”**  
39:11 – Ari Lennox & Pure R&B Energy  
40:53 – The Infamous “Suck Your Daddy’s—” Moment 😭  
45:33 – Who Has the Best Horror Mask? (Jason vs. Michael Myers vs. Ghostface)  
48:46 – *Scream*, *Jeepers Creepers*, and the Mask Hall of Fame  
51:19 – Beetlejuice, Momo & Creepy Movie Moments  
53:03 – Eye Color Surgery Debate (Would You Try It?) 👁️  
56:07 – Ticks That Make You Allergic to Meat?! 🥩  
57:08 – AI Animal Hoaxes & The Fake Internet  
59:36 – Were We Native the Whole Time? (History Tangent)  
1:00:27 – Missionary Twerking Debate 💀  
1:02:06 – The Gilly the Kid “Throw That Thang” Video 🤣  
1:03:34 – BT’s Tour Dates, Churchy, & Flappers Comedy  
1:05:14 – DIYS Sign-Off + Good Burger Outro 🍔


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💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin 
Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze    

👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

💬 In This Episode

Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊
Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇
Blue boars & “meat honey”  🐝
Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰
Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬
Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

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0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥
2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊
4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone
6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂
8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬
9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm
11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word
13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸
17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood
18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸
21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱
23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰
25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼
27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣
33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️
34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙
36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖
40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵
43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗
44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰
46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️
50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔
52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️
55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬
59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰
1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺
1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️
1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤


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🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:

Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)
The Michigan Dogman sightings
Wildest serial killer nicknames
Halloween freestyles gone wrong
And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film

💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
Roxxy Haze  @roxxyhaze   Help Roxxy Heal: Surgery and Therapy Support https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-roxxy-heal-surgery-and-therapy-support

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00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy
01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱
03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬
05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸
06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃
09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️
13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭
15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪
19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈
20:00 – 💨 Ad Read – In The Cloud 🍃 (Use Code DIY for 30% Off)
23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊
25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️
26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺
28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺
36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)
38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬
42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠
44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓
46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏
49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️
52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️
55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”
57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”
59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️