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💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin 
Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze    

👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

💬 In This Episode

Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊
Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇
Blue boars & “meat honey”  🐝
Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰
Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬
Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

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0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥
2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊
4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone
6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂
8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬
9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm
11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word
13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸
17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood
18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸
21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱
23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰
25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼
27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣
33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️
34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙
36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖
40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵
43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗
44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰
46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️
50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔
52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️
55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬
59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰
1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺
1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️
1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤


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🤣 Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! — where comedy meets creepy! This week, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Malcolm Barrett (Timeless, The Boys, Genius) and Roxxy Haze for an unhinged conversation about:

Fish buttholes evolving into human fingers (yeah, science said that)
The Michigan Dogman sightings
Wildest serial killer nicknames
Halloween freestyles gone wrong
And the movie scenes that cost MILLIONS just to film

💀 From creepy legends to wild science facts — this episode is full of chaos, laughs, and “did they really say that?” moments.

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00:00 – “I Don’t Do a Lot” 🤥 — Catching up with Malcolm Barrett & Roxy
01:15 – “Sensitive Mode Isn’t Real” 📱
03:12 – “Zoo Cousins & Dolphin Crimes” 🐬
05:00 – “Broke with 2 Shows on BET” 💸
06:40 – “Halloween Freestyle Goes Left Fast” 🎃
09:30 – “We Came From Fish Buttholes” 🐟➡️🖐️
13:20 – “So Fingers Were Booty Muscles?” 😭
15:00 – “Albert Fish: The Real-Life Horror” 🔪
19:00 – “Serial Killer Names Were CRAZY” 😈
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23:00 – “The Houston Bayou Killer” 🌊
25:00 – “The First 48 Logic” 🕵️‍♂️
26:00 – “Graffiti or Hieroglyphics?” 🏺
28:00 – “Dogmen in Michigan?! Real or Nah?” 🐺
36:00 – 💊 Ad Read – BlueChew (Promo Code DIY)
38:00 – “Movie Sets That Shut Down Cities” 🎬
42:00 – “Fun Facts That Sound Fake But Are Real” 🧠
44:00 – “Bananas Are Berries, Strawberries Ain’t!” 🍌🍓
46:00 – “Chins: Humans Only Club” 😏
49:00 – “3 Trillion Trees & Spider Body Doubles” 🌳🕷️
52:00 – “The Moon is Literally Leaving Us” 🌝➡️
55:00 – “A Dam Shifted Earth’s Axis?! 🌎”
57:00 – “The Scientists Just Don’t Care Anymore 😂”
59:00 – “Closing Shenanigans + Roxy’s GoFundMe” ❤️

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This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we’re joined by actor, artist, and host Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)! 🎬 From wild hookup stories and fast-food conspiracies to Skinwalker Ranch and the Battle of Los Angeles, this episode is packed with hilarious takes and creepy tales.

👉 Watch as we break down:

The weirdest celebrity brand deals (Vax That Thang Up, McDonald’s meals, & more)

The Popeyes vs. KFC debate 🍗
Skinwalker Ranch mysteries 👽
Wildest dating experiences you won’t believe 🤯
When LA called 911 over the Milky Way

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00:00 – Inflatable Buzz Lightyear costume nostalgia
01:04 – Introducing Khleo Thomas (aka Mr. Slick Living)
02:18 – Halloween costumes & Colonel Sanders talk
06:09 – Popeyes vs. KFC: Who really wins?
09:21 – The wildest fast-food brand deals
13:21 – “Vax That Thang Up” & celebrity endorsements gone too far
15:34 – Ad Break – Kickoff Credit Builder
18:36 – Where’s the line for brand deals?
19:26 – Clone-a-Willy deal 
21:20 – Internet toxicity & social media grind
23:35 – Dating a lesbian… gone wrong
25:31 – Wildest hookup adventures (yes, little person story)
29:41 – DoorDash order stops a kidnapping?!
33:02 – Creepy Story: Skinwalker Ranch & Navajo witches
38:02 – WTF is a cow fistula?
39:04 – Disturbing origins of STDs
41:42 – When LA mistook the Milky Way for UFOs
42:27 – Battle of Los Angeles: Were aliens involved?
43:34 – Wrapping up: Khleo’s Comic-Con, films, and projects

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Get ready for wild laughs and outrageous confessions in this week’s Dam Internet, You Scary! with our favorite little sister, Roxxy. From debating donuts 🍩 to cosplay in the bedroom 🎭, waterproof sheets 💦, and even Back to the Future plot holes ⏳—this episode is as unfiltered as it gets.

We cover:

Big boob struggles and bra fails 👚
The Batman-level prep women carry in their bags 👜
Cosplay confessions (yes, Bowser & Sailor Moon get a mention!)
Donut debates: long johns vs éclairs vs cronuts 🍩
Chokeslam sex stories 🤯
Victorian cough drops with cocaine 😳
Racist branding history & weird products
Matching tattoo talk ✒️
Plus Roxxy’s most savage hookup stories 👀
This one’s full of hilarious chaos, wild tangents, and Roxxy being Roxxy.
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00:00 – Awkward Muscle Relaxer Jokes
01:00 – The Big Boob Struggles
03:00 – Bra Placement & “Titty Rolling”
05:00 – The Female Batman Utility Belt
06:00 – Roxxy’s “Spend the Night” Bag
08:00 – The Waterproof Sheet Debate
10:00 – Clean Up & Get Out?! Savage Stories
12:00 – Roxxy on Being a Switch
13:00 – Cosplay in the Bedroom
15:00 – Donut Talk: Long Johns vs Éclairs
20:00 – Ad Read: PrizePicks
22:30 – Favorite Donuts & Glazed Debates
29:00 – Victorian Cough Drops with Cocaine?!
32:00 – Racist Toothpaste Brands Exposed
35:00 – Would You Get a Matching Tattoo?
38:00 – Persians Debated Drunk & Sober
39:30 – Ad Read: BetterHelp
42:00 – Financial Dom & Sugar Baby Talk
45:00 – Yelp Reviews for Sex?
46:30 – Spitting, Slapping & Fishhooking?!
50:00 – Chokeslams During Sex
51:30 – Back to the Future Plot Holes
54:00 – The Back to the Future Musical
59:00 – Anime-Themed OnlyFans?
1:00:00 – Gigantic Men & Chokeslam Stories

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Welcome back to another episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud. Today we dive into everything from the fear of oceans 🌊 to astronauts peeing in space 🚀, wild inventions, classic cars 🚗, and some of the funniest “what if” scenarios you’ll ever hear.

🔥 In This Episode:

Are oceans scarier than Chicago at night? 🌃
The struggle of dieting vs. Doritos temptation 🧀
Sex, naps & fitness priorities 😅
Hypotheticals: What if grass was lotion? 💧
Astronaut pee devices & living in space 🤯
Wild story: Man walking across the world 🌍
BMWs, Deloreans & dream rides 🚗

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00:00 – Intro & Ocean Fears 🌊
03:20 – Chicago, NYC & LA Stereotypes 🏙️
07:15 – Weight Loss Struggles & Food Temptations 🍗
13:40 – Discipline, Doritos & Dieting 🤣
18:05 – Sex, Fitness & Getting Older 💪🏽
25:00 – Wild Hypothetical Questions (Grass, Lotion & Napkins?!) 🤯
31:00 – If Money Didn’t Exist 💵
38:10 – Disrespect in the Midwest ✋🏽
45:00 – DUIs & Countries That Ban You 🚫✈️
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55:10 – Astronaut Pee Problems & Space Life 🚀
01:03:00 – Surviving a Month in Space 🌌
01:10:30 – Walking Across the World 🌍
01:17:30 – Content Creators Changing Lives 🎥
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If you dropped it… would you still eat it? Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off with the ultimate floor-food debate, spin it into a “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” improv bit that escalates hilariously, then dive into streamer controversies, IRL etiquette, security vs. clout, and a wild bear-vs-wolf standoff. Plus: two sponsor offers inside.

Highlights: five-second-rule logic, Gordon Ramsay hypotheticals, Monica Lewinsky/media culture, school safety in the social-media era, stream-sniping, when security should step in, “realest” rappers, Chicago myths vs. reality, and an animal-kingdom face-off. New DIYS every week—pull up!

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00:00 – Cold Open: Trash juice & floor-food rules
01:24 – The “Don’t Touch the Spaghetti” game setup
03:09 – Uber driver, repast spaghetti & ridiculous escalation
05:10 – Are we doing this right now? How the bit works
06:01 – What would you eat out of the trash (top layer only)?
07:28 – Fruit vs. veggies: rinse, slice, or pass
10:11 – Reality-show kitchen disaster: serving… trash spaghetti?
11:26 – “Yes, and”: building the world of the bit
12:57 – Accidentally killing Gordon Ramsay?! Career pivot talk
15:22 – Monica Lewinsky, presidents & power + media culture
20:08 – AD: BlueChew (Offer)
21:31 – Back to the dress, late-90s context, school drills
25:09 – WorldStar to TikTok: why fights aren’t worth it
27:30 – Streamer incident breakdown & consequences
31:00 – Streaming pitfalls: who’s around you matters
35:00 – IRL streaming, stream-sniping & safety
36:02 – AD: BetterHelp (Offer)
38:59 – Security vs. clout: when to let pros handle it
40:09 – DaBaby incidents & “realest rapper” debate
42:16 – King Von discussion & Chicago realities
44:13 – Chicago is beautiful (travel notes & downtown rule)
47:00 – 6'8" car-review friend & insane life stories
49:20 – Animal Planet logic: size really matters
51:21 – Bear vs. massive wolf: hour-long standoff
52:23 – Plugs: tours, projects & Planet Sandwich live
52:57 – Outro: Thanks, Scary Squad!

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!

On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore dive deep into content creation, streaming vs rap, the wild story of meth-addicted monks, and Shaq’s jaw-dropping business empire. From childhood toys to hotel gyms and positive affirmations, the conversation is as hilarious as it is real.

00:00 – Turning hobbies into content pressure
02:15 – Who’s more influential: rappers or streamers?
05:30 – Comedians and the rise of streaming
09:50 – Twitch, music, and new creator opportunities
11:40 – AD: PrizePicks Promo
13:10 – Meth monks in Thailand?!
16:30 – Shaq’s wild business empire & investments
20:40 – Shaq’s $27M private jet
25:30 – Bill Gates’ Porsche loophole
28:10 – Childhood toys, games & music memories
33:40 – Chasing perfection vs. just creating
38:20 – Losing the fun in content creation
41:00 – Audience pressure & cancel fears
44:40 – Kai Cenat & authenticity in streaming
46:00 – AD: Factor Meals Promo
48:10 – Tahir’s Chicago food adventures
52:20 – Hotel gyms & rooftop gardens
57:00 – Positive affirmations & discipline
59:20 – Churchy season news & acting updates
01:01:40 – Outro & Twitch plug

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Another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with hosts Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud featuring guest Dion Lack. This week we discuss:

Could Will Smith really have been Neo in The Matrix?
Why the I Am Legend dog scene broke us 😭
Pregnant robots in China 👶🤖
A crocodile’s virgin birth 🐊
No-melt ice cream 🍦
Cartoon roommates from hell 🏠
And why aliens might actually be PURPLE 👽

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0:00 – Don’t Drop the Spaghetti Game
1:24 – Welcome Back 
3:30 – Will Smith Almost Starred in The Matrix
7:00 – Hiking Therapy & BetterHelp Ad
11:34 – Patrick Cloud’s Birthday Surprise
13:00 – Will Smith’s Best Emotional Scenes
20:01 – Mannequins & I Am Legend Dog Debate
27:00 – Diseases & Sickle Cell Myths
30:10 – Beaver Booty Vanilla?!
31:13 – Worst Cartoon Roommates
34:09 – Funniest Animals If They Could Talk
37:34 – PrizePicks Ad (Sports Betting)
39:34 – Wild “Would You Rather?” Scenarios
42:31 – Pregnant Robots in China
45:30 – Crocodile Virgin Birth Discovery
50:20 – Scientists Create No-Melt Ice Cream
53:41 – Funnel Cakes vs Pancakes
56:00 – CashApp Ad (Promo Code DIYs)
59:00 – The Greater Glider Animal Facts
1:01:15 – WWII POW Mistaken as “Crazy”
1:04:30 – Purple Aliens Could Be Real?
1:07:00 – Space Isn’t Always Cold?!
1:09:20 – Solar Winds & Final Thoughts
1:09:45 – Upcoming Shows & Comedy Specials
1:11:07 – Closing

Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with Big Irish Jay for a wild ride through zombie squirrels (squirrel fibromatosis), cocaine-laced shrimp, an FDA warning on radioactive shrimp, and the long-running Denver International Airport conspiracy—plus Alaska Triangle vanishings and the first attempted homicide in Antarctica. It’s equal parts creepy, hilarious, and “why is this happening?”

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00:00 — Cold open & mic chaos
00:28 — Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! + guest Big Irish Jay
01:38 — Losing weight on the road (energy, exploring cities)
02:43 — 185 lbs down & sweating on stage no more
03:47 — Icebreaker: If you were a Transformer… what everyday object?
05:19 — Drone, air fryer, phone or…? (the debate spirals)
07:32 — Zombie apocalypse: who’s the most useless celebrity? 😬
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21:21 — Travel, AC wars & “The List” plug
23:05 — Topic kick-off: “Zombie squirrels” sighted
23:25 — Why they look like that (fibromatosis, pox family)
26:23 — Rabbits with “horns” (Shope papilloma) & why you shouldn’t touch wildlife
27:20 — Hood tours in real neighborhoods… bad idea
29:26 — Shrimp test positive for cocaine (UK freshwater study)
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35:27 — FDA flags radioactive shrimp recall (what to avoid)
39:21 — Denver Airport conspiracies: blue horse, murals, gargoyles
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47:29 — “Damn That’s Creepy”: Alaska Triangle disappearances
50:08 — Volcano/alien base tales & USOs from the water
51:08 — Viral athlete name controversy (the “ultimate pass” hats)
55:10 — Antarctica’s first attempted homicide… over book spoilers
01:01:06 — Big Irish Jay tour dates (Rapid City, Tucson, Manteca)
01:01:55 — Show plugs: BET+ “Churchy” 
01:02:40 — Wrap up

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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.

Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.

We also dive into:
🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!
🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)
🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin
🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?

Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.

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00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same
00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate
01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister
02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment
04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos
05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role
07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?
07:23 – Which animal part would you want?
10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk
11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!
13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?
15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype
22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares
25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails
27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house
33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million
37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!
44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels
50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana
59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try
01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats
01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates

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