Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

For what seems like an age (and for absolutely no reason whatsoever), The Great Leader has neglected to tell you 'where he parked'. Luckily, that all changed today. There's a great deal besides too, including pizza, explosive condiments, cryptocurrency updates and more!

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This weeks podcast is for Clarice (not her real name).

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Fans of justice, stand by for an update on The Great Leader's role as a local security enforcement officer. There's plenty of parking chat this week, which you'll know doubt be thrilled by as well. All that, plus the conspicuous absence of Steve as he abandons the broadcast in favour of an experiment.

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This weeks podcast is for Helen.

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Look out for them, because if Teddy Boys are on the decline, we ALL need to do something about it. That's in no way what todays module is about, but it makes for an amusing title. This week, wrap your ears around everything from a Japanese criminal with a lot of birthdays to an unfortunate tale about Dogecoin. All that, plus SO much more. Just bloomin' listen.

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This weeks podcast is for James.

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So much to learn and all the time in the world! Whatever you had on, cancel it. This week The Broadcast does so much for you. Croissants, lizards (same item), silhouettes, haircuts and so much more. There's also every single game and feature you could ever need. They just keep coming.... Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Explain That, The Knowbiz and your biggest favourite; Dinner Winner. Right this way please.

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This weeks podcast is for Grace Rose.

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Are you standing by with your listener pads? This week The Great Leader has vital information on how a new kitchen implement can drastically improve the quality of the simplest of foodstuffs - rice. Joe has taken the week off to celebrate his partner's 30th which meant Producer Will stepped up to the plate to help out with Tell Me Something I Don't Know and judge Dinner Winner. Plus The Great Leader has another mysterious and very, very, detailed paranormal story to put to Steve in Explain That!

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This weeks podcast is for Rachel.

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You've probably always thought of The Great Leader as a tough guy, but this week he has proof. There's so much more than that though, because Steve promises a story about a cereal bar, so make sure you're ready for that one. All that plus balconies, emails and something called "Respect in Peace"!

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This weeks podcast is for Amy.

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You know the lad in Home Alone, right? In that case, you probably know that the title of todays podcast is NOT his name, but whatever. This week, The Great Leader brings you more Know-Biz gossip about everyone's favourite Smarden based chef, Steve comes up with another idea and everyone is encouraged to be more compliant.

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Is everyone familiar with the saying "time is a fun well"? If you aren't, it won't be long until that changes. This week, The Great Leader makes wide-ranging pronouncements and urges you to share your information on census day. There's more Nectar drama, some photographic mystery and the glorious return of The Knowbiz!

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It's nice to build new traditions, so hopefully the annual "Top 10 Mums" countdown has become one of yours. It's a bit of fun. There's plenty more besides though, with textbook time slips, a whole stack of dinners and a Best of British controversy.

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Bravery comes in many forms. In the last year or so, we've seen immense bravery from all corners of Great Britain and the rest of the world too, but today, bravery played a huge role in the actions of one member of the I.B.S. Get ready for paranormal gnomes, a million pound idea and the ins and outs of octopus cooking.

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