Dating Straight

K-pop stans this one's for YOU!!! Today we have Miss Darcei reporting live (not live) from Canada to talk about all the things America is doing worse than Canada. We ask her about how the K-Poppers have become so influential and respected in the political revolution. We also discuss Darcei’s personal power in manifesting her perfect online boyfriend. She also opens up about identifying as demisexual, what that means, and how she figured this out for herself - via Tumblr! Anyway, stream How You Like That by BLACKPINK!

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Will we ever date again? Are we too compatible for each other? Was Amy caught in a dating lie in this very episode? Yes, yes and duh. It was written in the stars that Amy should have a girlfriend by the end of 2020. Unfortunately, those same stars forgot to write a tall, nerdy, furry man into Jack’s lonely future. Aliza then answers your most savage astrology questions like “What the fuck is wrong with Geminis?” Oof.

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Where do we begin? At first glance, Rose and Rosie seem like a wholesome married couple living their cottagecore dreams in the English countryside. But, their history together tells a different story. From dating the same girl, to Rose stalking Rosie, their relationship has been filled with drama that we couldn’t even imagine. Yet somehow, The Roses have solidified themselves as the most stable couple in lesbian history. Sorry Ellen and Portia!

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Meeting Mac’s lover is a thing that not many people can say they’ve done. But, we had the pleasure of spending almost the entire hour with Mr. Does It and his beau. We talk getting on each other’s nerves during quarantine, why you should date people with bad dating profiles, and how they turned a one night stand into a successful long distance relationship. These two are cuties, and Jack is jealous.

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Just over a week into the revolution, we have learned a lot! A month ago, if someone had said to defund the police, we would be confused. But now we are here to share with you why we agree. Amy chats about her first protesting experience, and Jack discusses the ever-looming threat of COVID-19.

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In an episode like none other, we have on Amy’s most recent crush: Alyx Weiss. All is revealed about the affair - how it began, how Alyx found out, and whether Amy should still hope to one day be Mrs. Ayymy Dubs. After the biggest confession of all, we then read some of your disgustin’ confessions. It’s mental illness innit!

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Today we have our first straight person on the show in years. We hacked Meghan Rienks’ search history and her results were suspiciously lesbian. She admits that if being gay were a choice, she would certainly choose it but unfortunately for her, she has been in a happy relationship for five years. We talk couples therapy, her past of loving “pretentious assholes”, and her bright future of becoming a mommy blogger for monetary gain. Thanks for coming on the show, Beauty Dior :)

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Elle Mills is actively not dating. So obviously, she has decided that if she doesn’t find love by the old (???) age of 28, she will marry her BFF. Having already been married once before, this is a threat we don’t take lightly. Mills tells us the real reason why she is so closed off to dating and Amy feels seen. Jack then reads Elle to filth via tarot and the angels held nothing back. E to the L to the L to the E. What does that spell? Emotionally unavailable.

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Canada’s most outrageous lesbian is back to share what she’s been up to in the past year and it’s a lot. She no longer values her fame, can’t stand LA, and now has a super secret girlfriend - and they’re “wildly horny for each other”. We then ask Emilia to share her witchy powers and share sexual ghost encounter stories. Any spirits around? Let’s see that ghussy.

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