After two years with her girlfriend, Joanna has accidentally found herself in a long distance relationship. You don’t often hear about lovers separating for quarantine, but Joanna is here to share why they really did it and how they’re coping with the separation. As the journalists we are, we asked the tough questions: Would you have survived as a couple in isolation? Do you guys phone bone? Have you ever hooked up with someone 10 years older than you? This whole episode will leave you thinking: what?

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If you’re looking for our usual toxic advice, this isn’t the episode for you. Due to popular demand, professional sexologist Shan Boody is joined today by her quaranting Jared Brady. Like a lot of people out there, Jack is closer than ever to reaching out to his ex, and we learn why this is totally normal and completely frowned upon. We also asked the couple how they are keeping things spicy during quarantine, and boy did they deliver. Tune in to our healthiest episode yet! For once, we aren’t here to enable you.

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Cammie Scott is a simp for her girlfriend and we couldn’t be more jealous. In this tell all, the queen of lesbians herself opens up about how quarantine has shifted her long distance relationship into a no distance relationship, and all the things the new couple has learned about each other as a result. All we know is that we would kill to be in isolation with a lover. Put a finger down if you’re lonely!

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After viciously being slandered a “Drama Podcast” by Bitch Media, we are here to prove the rumors true. Well-known instigator Alexis G. Zall is back to rip our family-friendly show to shreds and taint our good names. Zall comes clean about quarantining at fellow sex symbol Ava Capri’s house and how they’ve been coping. We are then joined by Ava to hear her side, play a game of Personal Preference and also answer some of your most disturbing advice questions yet. Fuck y’all.

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Back, back, back again, Ms. Rebecca Black has a few things to get off her chest. In the most candid of her (count them) FOUR episodes she spills everything from coming out to her recent breakup with a… gorl. *GASP* Rebecca, why did you never tell us? Rebecca ironically wanted alone time, and oh how the universe listened. We then decided to share your socially distant confessions, and we just tested positive for thinking you’re all sick and twisted.

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Gleeks assemble! Artie and Tina are in the building! And they are here to give us the real tea on what it was like filming the gayest show of all time: Glee. This on-screen couple remains best friends even without Mr. Schue’s acapella safe space. We talk about the problematic aspects of the show we didn’t notice until right now, including but not limited to making Jenna perform Gangnam Style, Kevin being in a wheelchair for 6 seasons, and Mr. Schue performing weekly sexy songs with a group of nerdy freshmen. Wowee… Anyway… All seasons streaming now on Netflix in case you lesbians miss Brittana.

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What’s up Quarantinies. Before isolation, we had on Bravo’s very own Hannah Berner from Summer House! And she’s here to talk fuckboys, dating while being on a reality show, and how she got to be on one. We are jealous and it shows! Not only are we jealous, but Amy’s mental health is rapidly declining, and that shows too. Jack was sick (!!!) and who was to know what was coming for us all... Yikes... Anyway, stay safe, stay inside, and we are looking forward to sharing with you what dating in quarantine looks like.

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Hey lesbians! The queen of U-Hauling is in the building. Taylor Blake has hopped off the plane at LAX and has fallen heart-first into the arms of her new lover, Bachelor’s Kristian Haggerty. The most polarizing member of Reality House Season 2 is finally sharing her side of the story, and it is juicy. To most, it would appear that Taylor has gone full lesbo, after moving in with her girlfriend of just 3 weeks. However, their history together runs deep, and now she is ready to tell the world. Welcome to Weho Taylor, watch out for shady bitches like us.

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Today we present to you our most vulnerable episode yet. The men who know us the most have come to spill the tea on their favorite children. Papa Ordman, why is Amy so emotionally unavailable? Dr. Dodge, why is Jack so needy? Every question you have about your damaged hosts will be answered in this tell-all extravaganza. The two kings share their versions of our coming stories despite the protests of Jack and Amy. The Dating Straight Exposé is finally here, and it’s everything you’ve been wishing for. To the men who literally gave us life, we didn’t ask for this.

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In an episode unlike any other, Jack and Amy LOSE CONTROL to the Queer Powerhouse that is MUNA. The band comes in and shares their 7 year journey together, during which they experienced a break up, band therapy and touring with Harry Styles. Strap yourselves in because this episode is as chaotic as it is iconic. Stan MUNA! We will always be your Number One Fan. 

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