Don't Blame Me!

Don't Blame Me!

By Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. MontsComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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  • Meghan's Birthday Weekend

    Meghan and Melisa celebrate Meghan's birthday with Taylor Swift, a surprise getaway, and some drama.


    Meghan saw Taylor Swift in concert and had the time of her life. Mats took her on a surprise getaway to the 'Bu, where they relaxed and enjoyed each other's company.


    Melisa was less impressed with the concert, but she did enjoy Allison's graduation party and Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]'s live show. After the show, she was badgered by a man who was trying to make her famous.


    Meghan and Melisa also shared some birthday texts from their exes. Meghan and Melisa share birthday texts they got from their exes.


    This episode is full of laughs, drama, and great music. It's the perfect listen for anyone who loves Taylor Swift, live shows, or birthday celebrations.



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    43 min
  • Facial Sermons

    Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

    • Update: Newly long distance relationship
    • Not attending your friend's brother's wedding
    • Helping your partner with time blindness
    • Client forcing the Good Word on you
    • Frustrations with dating

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      52 min
    • My Sugar Daddy Might Be Married

      But Am I Wrong:

      • Meghan: Normalize Sitting At Concerts
      • Melisa: Celebrate Summer With Sundresses and Hoochie Daddy Shorts

      • But Are You Wrong:

        • Not allowing kids at your wedding
        • Questioning your Sugar Daddy

        • But Are They Wrong

          • Predator sending condoms in the mail
          • Booktok/Hockey Drama

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            1 hr 19 min
          • Transparent Like a Ghost

            In this podcast, two friends share their stories about the ups and downs of life. In this episode, Meghan talks about her experience pretending to be a nanny for a day and getting attacked by "seagulls". Melisa, on the other hand, had a terrible weekend after her external hard drive crashed. But her weekend was turned around when she had a creative epiphany and visited a cute coffee shop. She also found Meghan a friend on TikTok.


            Join Meghan and Melisa as they laugh, cry, and share their stories about life. You never know what you're going to get with these two, but it's sure to be entertaining.


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            33 min
          • Adjusting to a Long Distance Relationship

            Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

            • Staying in a relationship when moving to a different country
            • Going from a large area to a small area for grad school
            • Friends commenting on your body
            • DBT: Leaning off THC

            • And then run down the state of Don't Blame Me


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              48 min
            • Drunk Driving Without Her Neck Brace

              But Am I Wrong:

              • Meghan: Stop Touching People
              • Melisa: Stop Going to Florida

              • But Are You Wrong:

                • Being Loud at Concerts
                • Caring for your dad's ex

                • But Are They Wrong

                  • Robbie Williams
                  • Jason Aldean

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                    1 hr 15 min
                  • German Chocolate Cake Isn't German


                    In this episode of the podcast, Melisa rants about the origins of German chocolate cake. She shares why people are confused about why the cake is called "German" when it is not actually German. She also talks about her experience in a water balloon war and how her lungs won. Finally, she shares her love of Mariah Carey's audiobooks.


                    Meghan is Part of Her New Nibbling's Birth Plan


                    Meghan is also on the podcast to talk about her new nibbling's birth plan. She shares her thoughts on epidurals, natural childbirth, and doulas (not really). She also talks about her experience as a birth partner.


                    Melisa's cleaning led to a discussion about massage chairs, their made up history of adjustable beds, and hysteria. She shares her thoughts on the benefits of massage chairs and how they can help with stress and pain. She also talks about the history of adjustable beds and how they were originally used to treat hysteria.


                    Finally, Melisa shares her love of Mariah Carey's audiobooks. She talks about how she loves listening to Mariah Carey's voice and how the audiobooks help her relax and de-stress.


                    Listen to this episode to hear Melisa's rants, Meghan's birth plan, and Melisa's love of Mariah Carey's audiobooks.


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                    40 min
                  • Sex Clubbing

                    Meghan and Melisa give advice on:

                    • Realistic timeline for titles
                    • Communicating with your cousins after their divorce
                    • Exploring your kinky side
                    • Dating a racist

                    • And then run down the state of Don't Blame Me


                      Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me

                      Follow Us!

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                      @sheisnotmelissa

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                      https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa

                      @by.meghan.and.melisa

                      https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa

                      Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf

                      Need Advice?

                      dontblameme.show

                      Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976


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                      57 min

                    About Don't Blame Me!

                    From the publisher's feed

                    Don’t Blame Me is the weekly advice and pop culture podcast hosted by Meghan Rienks and Melisa D. Monts. Each episode, the duo dishes out candid, unfiltered advice on everything from relationships and sex to work drama and life’s most awkward moments. They also delve into pop culture, rant about current events, and unpack the wildest corners of the internet, all with their signature humor, honesty, and chaotic charm. It’s like hanging out with your smartest, funniest besties who aren’t afraid to tell you the truth, and make you laugh while doing it.

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