Welcome back!

This week is a big one; John had an incredible celebrity experience, Producer Dave told the show's best joke, and Elis had a cheese toastie at Leigh Delamere services.

The boys talked about meeting your idols and Elis reveals he turned down The Smiths' Johnny Marr. The Smiths themselves are up for debate in regular contentious feature Sacred Cow, an anonymous caller gets some linguistic advice in Textual Healing, Winner Plays On is back, and John takes a lot of abuse from Elis over his love of Harry Potter.

All this plus some shocking news about Anthea 'The Body' Turner.

Tune in next Sunday to catch John and Elis live: 10am-1pm on XFM.

Good news - John's back! Although he's been suffering with mouth ulcers, but don't worry he doesn't go on about it. Trauma for Elis this week too after he fell victim to a bag thief in central London. Our two heroes unsuccessfully chased the perps down Regent Street, so this week they've been asking for your tales of catching criminals and it turns out there are many brave vigilantes out there.

Plus there's the usual Winner Plays On, Led Zeppelin are up for debate in Sacred Cow, and some relationship troubles are broached in Textual Healing. All this before John launches his campaign for office by asking you to keep live music alive. Join the boys live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Hello there! John is in New Zealand "blowing minds" (performing) this week, and so Elis was left to man the ship in his absence - but fear not, as a pajama-wearing Roisin Conaty stepped in (eventually) to help Elis, and John even made an appearance through the magic of the telephone. There's news of John's new Wikipedia page, mention of Gazza, and a quite incredible call in Textual Healing from Steve in Kent. Plus Elis and Roisin discuss your excuses for lateness, and Producer Simon talks us through a Marriage Preparation Class he recently attended. John will be back in the studio next week - join him and Elis next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm!

Welcome back, welcome back. This week's podcast is high stakes, as Elis and John battle it out in Winner Plays On with Elis attempting to stop John's fifth win in a row - find out if he gets to keep the trophy! And find out if pint-sized Icelandic bohemian Bjork makes it into the paddock or the abattoir in Sacred Cow. Plus the boys find out about your bizarre invented food combinations (and get an angry reaction to a peanut butter and jalapeno sandwich). There's talk of all-nighters, Elis' laissez-faire attitude, and Producer Dave has returned, which is very exciting news. John and Elis are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm - see you then!

Welcome along to the best bits from comedian John Robins and sell-out Elis James. Only joking, but Elis does have news of an exciting advertising role he's taken on. There's the regular Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and Sacred Cow - will John survive nominating a quarter-Beatle for the abattoir? Plus we've got a variety of practical joke stories, some more terrifying than others, and most importantly Elis wishes Happy Birthday (Penblwydd Hapus) to John - he's a lucky guy. Tune in next Sunday to catch the boys live - 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

This week Elis and John are discussing Guilty Pleasures, so welcome back to yours. Come in, turn the volume up, don't worry we won't tell anyone. The duo talk Lady In Red and Sweet Dreams My LA Ex, plus Elis' new DIY class. There's the usual Winner Plays On, this week featuring the bizarre choice of the 1992 General Election, and Prince is up for debate in Sacred Cow. All this before John enthuses about Toto's Africa. Tune in next Sunday to catch the boys live - 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

What did he say? Elis and John are back, sorting through your and their misheard lyrics, with great appearances from TLC and The Weather Girls. As ever there's Textual Healing, Sacred Cow - this week it's Metallica up for debate - and a tense round of Winner Plays On. Plus we meet Producer Steve, who has the gift of youth but doesn't have a driving license. Tune in next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm to catch John and Elis live!

Well aren't you in for a treat - two old men talking about vinyl. Not to worry, Elis and John have got the usual wit and hijinks too, with tales of John's weekend weddingÂ? and some stories of wedding nightmares. After last week's controversy, Winner Plays On returns with some new topics, and we're introduced to Producer Simon as regular producer, Producer Dave, is away. Plus there's one of those most rare radio moments - a shout-out. John and Elis are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm - see you then!

This week Elis took a look at Welsh culture whilst John debated what to wear to an upcoming wedding - he's inexperienced. Sacred Cow returned with the boys questioning the virtues of U2, and young James took us through his milk-related problem in Textual Healing. Controversy arose during Winner Plays On, with John's farthing knowledge pitted against Elis' memories of Welsh world cup qualifiers. The duo are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm -see you then!

Welcome back! This week John and Elis brought the usual Sacred Cow debate, taking on Jimi Hendrix, and played Winner Plays On once more. Plus the boys revealed some embarrassing tales of unrequited love, and John forced Elis through the 7 Levels of Pain. There's Zappa, broken boilers, cigars, cool parents and boy band hysteria - catch the duo live on Xfm next Sunday from 10am til 1pm.