As the nation enjoys the festive season we go in another direction, with Joe facing down a ferocious letter from a skeptical listener who has, quite frankly, had just a just enough of Joe's spooky tales.

That brings us into the fascinating world of superstitions, from Darren's infinite counting to the perplexing compulsions of major sport stars.

Darren admits he has never (and we mean, ever) played cards - and sends Joe's head spinning.

And Darren and Joe play out what would happen were Joe to shoot Darren, in public.