We bring you the incredible tale of two notorious Irish serial killers in Scotland, and the world famous skeleton they left behind after their shocking spree came to an end.

Joe has been to a parrot show, and comes back to report it may be the most depressing form of bird entertainment ever performed.

The parrot show is just one part of another hugely underwhelming holiday for Joe, with explosive illness, hostile hosts and overcrowded caves all getting in his way of a good time. He comes back to us with the newfound insight that everything is underwhelming and the rest of us just need to be more honest about that.

Darren recalls a near death experience where nobody came close to dying, and Joe has made a grand romantic gesture – that he knew wasn’t wanted.

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