In slightly less grotesque surrounding this week, Joe updates us on progress with his odyssey in the world of theatre. Things are not going great, and there is suspicion the whole story about his life as a co-star in the USA may just be an elaborate ruse to take a holiday.

Among his tall tales are claims the rats are chasing him down the street on his scooter, and among his unfortunate admissions is that he now lives in some kind of glass box.

Accepting Joe's challenge, Darren tries his hand at highbrow acting, taking a run at one of theatre’s most challenging monologues, with ridiculous results.

Joe wants a new bicycle detective division set up, and bemoans his lack of vigilante powers, while Darren is counting the cash from his foray into the world of personalised video messages.

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