Darren Conway has suddenly become a man of high stakes gambling, as he pulls off an audacious surprise party plan, with fictitious gala dinners and local community events all concocted to weave his precarious web of deception.

This leads to Joe recounting his own miserable past with surprise gifts and trips, when all he wanted was a pint with the lads.

We get a request to become the architects of a conspiracy theory, and end up going from as mundane as suspecting mechanics are scamming Joe, to claiming the flats are all part of an intergalactic Cold War plot.

And we hear the incredible tale of the man who ate a plane. A real one. Ate the whole damn thing.

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