The lads are the victims of police profiling and, at the exact same time, meet a legend of Irish music – and we wonder what would happen if Darren was arrested and taken into custody.

We return to Joe's idea he has a chance of attracting Lily Allen - but many remain to be convinced.

Joe brings footage of us an Irish UFO sighting, and he’s not buying any debunking.

We hear about an encounter with an adventurous stray dog in eastern Europe, and get Darren and Joe’s brief history of local stray dogs. Some happy, some sad.

Joe considers adding some pet chickens and a llama to the dinosaur in his garden, and he wonders just how fresh Darren likes his food as he paints a picture of a very disturbing dinner party at his house.

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