Joe’s under siege from April Fools’ pranks as Moira goes all-in with fake Sky Sports headlines, while Darren admits he completely forgot April Fools’ Day and starts pitching terrible prank ideas involving fake dog poo and frozen soup.

Darren gets absolutely roasted by Joe for cancelling a Vegas holiday over TikTok-fuelled fears of bombs and world war. Joe also shares how his ma quit her job so quietly the staff literally thought she died, while Darren has worries about his unsettling sleepwalking habit of lining cleaning products up in the hall.

They get into Louis Theroux docs, TV shows that “jump the shark”, the reading vs watching experience, rigged raffles and Darren blagging his way into a box at the Ireland match while Joe had to watch the Ireland game through the back of ignorant people's heads.

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