Ikea's great for your dinner - Have you heard? But not if you're like Darren and your hotdog falls onto a hair on the table.

Amy wonders how Darren hasn't gotten robbed on holiday's yet despite being such an obvious tourist and choosing to stay in the dodgiest part of London while away.

Darren reminisces on their trips to Tenerife where he had a brief aftershave obsession, and Amsterdam where they partook in some of the local customs leaving Amy feeling green.

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