Roy Keane, Louis Walsh, and Jedward - The guest list for the wedding is coming along nicely, although Amy's yet to convince Darren to go with paper invitations rather than his suggestion of a massive Whatsapp group. The two consider inviting a tabloid magazine along to take pictures at the wedding, but ultimately decide against it because of a supposed curse.

Darren's midnight snacking and stacking is revealed, traditional wedding cakes are spurned in favour of one big coffee slice, and the mere mention of Amy's favourite restaurant derails the podcast entirely.