We kick off the show with a bit of chat around Joel’s comedy show last week, then we start the countdown to Va-June. People are shocked to find out what echidna penises look like, as if we didn’t cover this a year ago! Then Captain Obvious arrives… We open up the Mailbag for the first time in about four weeks, and we rename the producers our “lackeys”. Then we discuss Pete Davidson getting tattoos of his girlfriend’s kids initials. Then we cover some Top Gun news in the Glossy’s. We award our first $10K A Day in May winner. Then a scorned man puts his ex-fiance’s wedding dress on Facebook marketplace for a fiver. Then we cover the stats on sessions from Vice. We talk about the Best TV Finale Ever and uncover that Kate’s Home & Away castmate WhatsApp group is called ‘The Diner’.

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