Happy Wednesday, betches! FYI, Jermaine's taking Friday and Monday off to go see Christina Aguilera in Melbourne on Saturday. Make it make sense...

• Kids search histories... an 8-year-old boy's disturbing search history has been exposed by his dad and it's left us in hysterics!
• What tipped you over the edge? A 90-year-old woman who never missed a day's work reveals the first straw that made her quit her job.
• Paris Hilton is working with a critically-acclaimed singer/songwriter for some new material. Find out who in the Glossys!
• Who gave you the shits literally? This bride gave her friend IBS and acne due to immense!
• Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is getting roasted for lifting with not so many weights. Ricki-Lee also reminisces the time she used to go to the same gym as him!
• Aaaand we spin the Wednesday Wheel and play a game of Net Worth!

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