Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betch! We start with beige flags—those quirks that aren’t exactly dealbreakers but still raise a brow. Anna Kendrick’s got a major one: she won’t date any guy who hasn’t been to therapy. Do we agree?

Then it’s all about family drama! One bride is refusing to invite her sister to her wedding after a blow-up about... pineapple on pizza. But that’s just the start—a listener called in with an unreal story about her brother trying to forge their mother’s will on her deathbed. Family feuds have hit a new level!

Next, we ask: what did you get India? One bloke returned with an unwanted souvenir—a 3cm cockroach living inside him after eating street food! And Joel shares a gem for all the luxe-loving listeners: a hotel in Singapore now has a champagne drive-thru. Because why not?!

To wrap it all up, we play Tim’s Word Alarm and crown our Caller of the Week. It’s a bit of chaos, a bit of glam, and a whole lot of laughs!

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