Would you give up money forever? A woman named Jo has, and she’s been living off donations, expired food, and—get this—washable wee cloths since 2015! Meanwhile, one mum had the shock of her life when she found out what her toddler was snacking on… and let’s just say, Grandpa is not where she left him.

We also dive into some truly unhinged celeb news—Maggie Gyllenhaal’s rocking a $3600 hair tie, Blake Lively’s slinging doughnuts for fun, and Glen Powell gives a cryptic answer about Sydney Sweeney. Oh, and Obama? He’s out here photobombing family portraits like it’s his full-time job.

Plus, Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm (yep, you read that right) to keep her voice in top shape, and science confirms what we already knew: sleep after a session just hits different.

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