We're back, betch, and the stories today are wild. A girl survived a 9,000-meter skydiving fall, an elderly woman mistook an airport conveyor belt for an escalator (yep, she rode her luggage through the rubber curtain), and a woman thought she was dating Brad Pitt… until she realized she'd sent a scammer $1.3 million!

Joel shares the time he yelled something truly horrific to his fiancee Jack in his sleep—and we even call Jack to get his side of the story. Plus, Paul Rudd, Jack Black, and Thandiwe Newton were spotted having a cheeky drink in Queensland, and Tom Gleeson joins us for his first-ever Quick Draw!

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