Tonight got a bit real as Joel shared what went down at the Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala when the show was suddenly stopped. Then we asked—how lazy is too lazy? A British bloke is going viral for eating straight off glad-wrapped cutlery, and honestly, we’re not sure if it’s genius or just gross.

We also took a look at the insane prices tourists are paying to stay at the Four Seasons hotel, aka this season’s White Lotus set. Spoiler: It’s giving “sell a kidney” vibes. Over in the Glossys, Jeff Bezos' wedding guest list has been leaked (big names, big money), and we found out that Gwyneth Paltrow and Meghan Markle have been hanging out—Goop x Sussex crossover, anyone?

Oh, and in the most cursed fact of the day, Tim dropped the truth about where vanilla flavouring actually comes from… and let’s just say, you’ll never look at your ice cream the same way again.

Then, our mate Matt Moran swung by for a round of Quick Draw—was he as sharp as his knives? Only one way to find out!

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