Today’s show is a wild ride from sweaty workouts to sniffing monkey bums. We kick off with the legit medical condition that proves being allergic to exercise is a real thing (finally, an excuse!). Then we dive into Chappell Roan’s ban list—from hot takes to cork shoes—and Sasha Colby’s beef with fish pics on dating apps. In the Glossys: Lorde crashes her own Sydney-themed party, Lewis Hamilton flees a date, Meghan Markle leaves a note “givin’ princess,” Britney lights up on a plane (allegedly), and the new Pope’s personal trainer spills the heavenly tea. Oh—and yes, we chat about the Japanese butt-smelling museum. You're welcome.

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