It’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air—along with some highly questionable relationship choices. Would you share a toothbrush with your partner? One couple swears by it, but we’re not convinced. Meanwhile, a man gets fully swallowed by a humpback whale, and it’s all caught on camera! Chelsea Handler proves she’s the queen of petty revenge, Madonna spills on her new album, and a woman goes to jail for stabbing her boyfriend over chips. Plus, New Music Friday, Caller of the Week, and a chaotic Week in Review!

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