It's a full-blown Boys Club today with Ricki-Lee off doing her Australian Idol thing—so it's just Tim & Joel running the joint! Joel’s buzzing because he’s off to see Kylie Minogue tonight in Melbourne, but does he even know where her statue is? Lord Mayor Nick Reece helps us out. Also, Whoopi Goldberg has vanished from The View, so we start the search party. Joel reckons he’s an “avi-sexual,” so we test his airline knowledge in A Bit of Tail—and, shockingly, he nails it! Chrissie Swan jumps in for Word Alarm, we do New Music Friday, plug our listeners’ pages, and wrap it all up with Caller of the Week and Week In Review.

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