Happy Wednesday, betches! Oh yeah, here we go:

• What'd ya nick for what? Martha Stewart took a small bit of 'iceberg' from Greenland to use for a cocktail!
• When did your friends throw you under the bus? Michael Jackson's 'real voice' has been exposed for faking his iconic high-pitched tone!
• Unconventional ways of honour! Two sisters perform a twerking dance on their Dad's own grave!
• Which late night hosts are doing a podcast together? Find out in the Glossys!
• I don't need a man! A woman got pinned under a sofa after she tried to move it herself!
• What did you keep of your kids? A UK presenter still has her son's foreskin in a box!
• We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play Emoji Game!

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