RIP Joel—he’s been up for as long as the rest of us, but he’s hanging on by a thread. Meanwhile, Tasmania has officially ripped its reputation to shreds, because it’s now Australia’s sexiest state (???). Over on Idol, Ricki-Lee took the judge’s seat and said absolutely f*** all, and the Glossy’s had everything—Hollywood feuds, awkward interviews, and a very cooked F1 moment. Plus, the Wednesday Wheel served up ‘Rip Real or Fake,’ and let’s just say… the scoring system is DEAD.

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