This episode is an absolute mess—in the best way possible. We kick things off with Finneas throwing shade (sort of?) at Brisbane, while Sydney locals are up in arms over a "too modern" public toilet. Then, in a truly grim twist, a British tourist’s holiday goes horribly wrong thanks to a dodgy Chicken Carbonara.

Ricki-Lee gives us the scoop on Australian Idol, while the Glossy’s are packed with Drake’s dad giving zero sh*ts about Kendrick Lamar, Kanye whispering sketchy things to Bianca, and Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter finally burying the hatchet.

Then we hit a wild story about a male stripper exposing bridal party secrets (yikes), a hilariously awkward political door-knocker, and an entire plane suffering through one anonymous passenger’s gas. Oh, and we recap last week's fart tangent—because apparently, we just can’t help ourselves.

Finally, Joel wraps it up with a Beeefin’ edition of Joel Jivin’. Let’s go!

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