An NBL champ landed right in Joel’s lap—literally—and you won’t believe what he said to him after. Plus, did you boycott a brand? Great Northern Brewing Company has people up in arms, and we unpack why. Meanwhile, Japan is proving once again that it’s elite, offering cuddle buddies and handsome men to wipe your tears (sign us up!). Over in the Glossys, Kanye’s red carpet stunt with Bianca worked exactly as planned. And finally—where do you hide things? Because one bloke thought a fake scrotum was the perfect spot…

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