What a chaotic show today! A German football match was cancelled after a ref was bitten in the testicles — because apparently, that's a thing now. Still no clue why.

Ed Sheeran's channelling his inner Kung Fu master with nunchucks, and a gym-fluencer in India took 'high-intensity' to new heights by using power lines for pull-ups — literally.

In the Glossys, Jeff Goldblum checked himself out at the Oscars, Chelsea Handler sparked dating rumours, Timothée Chalamet was his school's party king, and Doja Cat hit back at critics of her Oscars performance.

We also talked about the OnlyFans model whose mum was pregnant at the same time — by the same man. Yep. Let that sink in.

Oh, and we got AI to write a love song for our Dyson fan. A cool end to a wild ride!

 

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